Cap Gets Drained 🚨 Revoke Approvals & Cooks on Coffee w/ Captain 1,256, hosted by @ChrisJourdan, Sep 25, 2026.

• The show opened with the host discovering, mid-workout, that seven Otherdeeds had left his wallet — casualties of an exploit in Limit Break's Payment Processor V2, a contract Magic Eden used for EVM trades back in 2024.
• Quit (Yuga) ran a white-hat rescue overnight: ~23,155 NFTs, north of $5.7M, pulled to a wallet named "NFTs R SAFU." 660 wETH was not recovered.
• Action item repeated all morning: revoke approvals on Payment Processor V2 (ETH) and V3 (ApeChain), then keep going — old marketplaces, sunset lending platforms, every chain.
• Figge (likely @mfigge) called in from Shenzhen with the official read: more comms coming, returns will require proof that the receiving wallet has actually revoked.
• Magic Eden's public response — pointing at Limit Break, with the CEO replying to critics — landed badly in the room, and the host's frustration became the emotional spine of hour two.
• Last ~45 minutes pivoted to Meta's Muse/Connect week, AI-assisted auditing, and whether "AI slop" or "human slop from 2021" is the bigger security problem.

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