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Re:Invigorate With Woof: So We're In NFT NYC! Let's Wing It! Day 5
Host: Woof (@WoofArmyXX) with cohost Margie B (@MargieAponte2) · Fri Sep 4, 2026 · 1:08:32 · 7 voices
TL;DR
- Woof and Margie B's final NFT NYC morning show — a loose, no-script "wing it" hang recapping the week's events, meetups, and the walk that reportedly totaled "approximately 1700 fucking miles."
- Recaps of the OpenSea event (doodles, a $10 Gemini trade that netted a Ridge wallet, the Quakeys handheld game, Green Visor, Dan meeting Gary Vee) plus a late-night Mancini's pizza run.
- A long thread on cop/first-responder complacency, sparked by Woof watching two detectives ignore the door — Lyss came up to add real NYPD context (~35,000 officers across five boroughs).
- Uncle Corvus pledged to organize Aussie-style five-star reviews for D. Stefanos and teased a food-truck/counter-service tech idea he wants to hand off to the team.
- Uncle Corvus shared why he's leaving Australia — immigration policy, business restrictions, and a heartfelt family story — while heading toward Oregon/America.
- Closing turned reflective: chosen family, treating everyone with kindness, and "a great day to be a regen."
Highlights
[21:16] The grandma-driving Uber ride. Woof recounted a van driver who treated the gas pedal like an on/off switch — "go stop, go stop" the whole way — leaving him queasy and grateful for the AC. Margie B's fix: leave a review warning future riders to bring dramamine.
[31:10] Margie B's public-urination legal defense. After Woof described being ticket-nervous with nowhere to pee in the park, Margie B offered her three-one-one: tell the officer you're "airing out your wood," then remove your prosthetic leg for good measure. Woof clarified his is titanium but conceded it was solid thinking.
[33:09] Uncle Corvus arrives with the kebab-shop love letter. He described his weekly Iranian kebab spot — father on the charcoal Adana shish, wife and daughter rolling dough — and his belief that a restaurant's vibe is a signature you can never replicate. It rolled into a bigger point he clearly felt: "Average is accepted, and mediocrity is celebrated."
[35:45] The complacency thread lands. Building on Woof's detectives-ignoring-the-door observation, Uncle Corvus told a news story of two youths who stole a running police car — keys left in the ignition — and drove it into a river, capped by Woof's "over the river and through the woods in the bush we go."
[43:16] Lyss brings the NYPD reality check. Coming up because the department "gets a lot of hate," Lyss noted roughly 35,000 officers across all five boroughs, referenced a Times Square stabbing and a jumping near Yankee Stadium during the week, and gave respect to the ones who show up — with a soft spot for the firefighters.
[49:03] Review army, assemble. Uncle Corvus announced he'd found Woof and Margie on Instagram and pledged to marshal a group of Australians to post glowing D. Stefanos reviews. Lyss underlined why it matters — the steakhouse is Jed's and his dad's, and reviews help build what they're building.
[50:15] The food-truck idea tease. Uncle Corvus said he'd been developing a concept for food trucks and cafés, then realized it works anywhere with a bar or counter — face-to-face contact with customers — and wants to give the idea to the team rather than sell it. "I think it'd rock… it'll change the game."
[54:20] Why he's leaving Oz. Uncle Corvus got real about Australian immigration policy and business restrictions, contrasting today's arrivals with his own parents shucking oysters until their fingers bled. It closed on unity — "I've smacked every single nationality in the mouth, and I can confirm we all bleed the same" — and news that he's halfway out the door toward Oregon.
[1:03:38] Uncle Corvus corrects the saying. In his closing, he offered a mission-fitting correction to a common phrase: it's not "blood is thicker than water," but "the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb" — a nudge to value the connections you choose.
[1:05:09] Margie B on chosen family. Echoing the theme through a splitting headache, she noted that project communities often become the people you can tell everything — sometimes more so than blood relatives — and that everyone, from five listeners to a hundred, gets treated equally.
Topic timeline
| Time | Topic |
|---|---|
| [0:31]–[7:09] | Intro banter, Margie's headache, the New York morning song |
| [7:09]–[13:38] | Last NFT NYC day, San Francisco couple, cop/hooker banter |
| [13:38]–[17:14] | chazzgold.eth checks in from Times Square, meetup logistics |
| [17:14]–[24:15] | Uber driver stories, the gym, protein-shake mischief |
| [24:15]–[31:10] | OpenSea event, doodles, Ridge wallet, tacos & pizza |
| [31:10]–[42:53] | Cop/first-responder complacency, prosthetic-leg jokes, ambulance story |
| [43:16]–[48:45] | Lyss on the NYPD, night recap, the forgotten key |
| [48:45]–[52:23] | Aussie review army + food-truck idea for D. Stefanos |
| [52:23]–[58:31] | Dot-vs-feather pizza bit, Australia immigration, leaving Oz |
| [58:31]–[1:01:00] | Missing Frenchies, pets back home |
| [1:01:00]–[1:08:32] | Closings on regen family, kindness, sign-off song |
Notable quotes
- "Make sure that the driver supplies you with dramamine because you're in for a ride of your life." — Margie B [21:16]0:38
- "You tell them that you're airing out your wood. And then you can also take off your prosthetic leg and you'll get away with it." — Margie B [31:10]0:38
- "Average is accepted, and mediocrity is celebrated. Like, what's going on, people?" — Uncle Corvus [35:45]0:38
- "I've smacked every single nationality in the mouth, and I can confirm we all bleed the same." — Uncle Corvus [55:06]0:38
- "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb." — Uncle Corvus [1:03:38]0:38
- "It is a great day to be a regen." — Lyss [1:02:09]0:38
Who said what
- Woof (host, @WoofArmyXX) — ran the loose format from a Brooklyn hotel curb, narrating the week's events, gym runs, and a running commentary on every dog that walked past.
- Margie B (cohost, @MargieAponte2) — powered through a bad headache, insisting that laughing helped, and supplied the show's sharpest bits (wood jokes, dramamine reviews, the ambulance story).
- BeeCuzFuture (@BeeCuzFuture) — checked in with a four-day weekend and plans to play golf; declined the invitation to work the pole out on the greens.
- chazzgold.eth (@chazz_gold) — called in from Times Square coordinating coffee and gallery meetups, en route to the Time To Be Happy / Delta Sau show.
- Uncle Corvus (@unclecorvus) — the morning's engine: restaurant-hospitality evangelist, complacency critic, review-army organizer, food-truck idea guy, and the voice behind the closing reflection on chosen family.
- Lyss (@Lysss302) — grounded the cop conversation with real NYPD numbers and championed the D. Stefanos steakhouse as the week's "alpha," urging reviews and dinner drop-ins.
Worth a full listen
- [33:09]–[37:06] — Uncle Corvus's arrival, the kebab-shop hospitality riff, and the complacency thread that ends with a stolen-police-car-in-a-river story. His delivery carries it in a way a summary can't.
- [52:23]–[58:31] — The heartfelt (and unfiltered) case for why he's leaving Australia, including his parents' oyster-shucking origin story and a genuine "we all bleed the same" landing.
- [1:03:38]–[1:06:36] — The three-way closing between Uncle Corvus, Margie B, and Woof on chosen family, kindness, and making the space feel equal for everyone listening.