Trolls Den ⛰️ SHILL & CHILL 🎤

Host: Troll King XPX (@TrollKingXPX) · Tue, 04 Aug 2026 · ~1:58 across two parts · ~11 speakers

TL;DR

• A relaxed Tuesday "shill & chill" from the Trolls Den crew — recorded in two parts after the first room hit the platform's now-familiar "host can't hear anyone" bug and had to be restarted [P1 10:19].
• Part 2 opened with a full Trolls Den anthem — an original song about the community as a "family of choice" [P2 1:48].
• WRiTeRS pitched what he calls the first graffiti/street-art token on Solana, plus a map app for geo-tagging real-world street art [P2 23:11].
• Ash K's birthday turned into the heart of the space: cat rescue stories, a birthday song, and a closing poem that landed hard with the room [P2 1:26:04].
• Jessica walked through her art practice and the charity collections she runs — profits routed to Swedish mental-health and children's organizations [P2 1:01:19].
• Host TK laid out the mega space (Mon Aug 10), the Trollstan schedule, the NFT mint winding down (~18 left, closing ~Aug 15), and the meaning behind the Trolls Den PFP frames [P2 1:18:16].

Highlights

The anthem opens Part 2 [P2 1:48] — After the restart, the room came back to a full original song: "This is the troll's den. Lay your armor on the floor. We don't need your mask. We've all been there before." It set the whole tone — community, health talk, and a jab at empty promises "dressed up like gold."

Air muscles vs. air fat [P2 14:34] — A gentle gym ribbing between Jessica and TK peaked when Jessica shot back "you guys can do your air muscles than air fat," and TK ran with a theory that the truly strong men are the "bigger guys," while he himself is "nothing of an animal… I am broccoli. And I'm strong." Deadpan bit, warmly delivered.

WRiTeRS on the street-art token [P2 23:11] — An OG New York writer explained the project: a token plus an app (submitted to Google Play) with a map, geo-tagging so anyone can photograph street art and pin its location worldwide, a "wall of fame," and a featured-artist-of-the-week. Barely three weeks old off a stealth Pump Fun launch and nearly bonded.

Troll George checks back in [P2 35:06] — Crisp audio at last thanks to a new phone. George shared a stressful trip to Lagos to collect his daughter for the holidays, and his ongoing "ghost ban" that's kept him off timelines — the room rallied to follow and rebuild his reach.

Ash K's cat empire [P2 47:01] — Ash explained how a family of "two cats" became eight rescues, each with a personality, including Loggy the jealous "mountain lion" who turns his back when you greet the puppy first. A run of warm, funny storytelling that the room clearly loved.

Wolf and the sore-loser hacker [P2 56:32] — Nursing an illness the whole space, Wolf recounted snagging the top-rarity piece of a collection for $38 — a bag the previous owner had wanted 3.8 ETH for. The seller, "some Russian dude," apparently retaliated by getting into his Discord and PC (now in the shop). No wallet or bank access taken. Wolf's verdict: "sorry, buddy, but it's mine."

Jessica's art and the charity behind it [P2 1:01:19] — Jessica, a physical painter and 20-year police officer, detailed her collections across OpenSea, Objkt and others, and the causes they fund — Sweden's Suicide Zero and a children's-welfare organization — framing it through friends and colleagues she's lost. Followed by TK "managing" her pricing to comic effect [P2 1:04:10].

Wolf's closing gut-check on "friends" [P2 1:21:14] — His parting advice: nobody in the den will willingly screw you, but across CT be wary — some so-called friends are extractors. Keep checking on the people who consistently reach out, and reevaluate the ones who wouldn't do the same for you.

Ash closes with a poem [P2 1:26:04] — Reworking a piece from last year, Ash read a seasonal reflection on hard updates, lost people, and holding the line — "So lock in, don't lose your tune. The comeback will hit different very, very soon." One of the space's biggest moments, and a fitting note before close.

Topic timeline

Notable quotes

• "This is the troll's den. Lay your armor on the floor. We don't need your mask. We've all been there before." — the anthem [P2 1:48]
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• "You guys can do your air muscles than air fat." — Jessica [P2 14:34]
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• "Well, sorry, buddy, but it's mine." — 0xWulfu, on the hacker who wanted his NFT back [P2 56:32]
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• "As I'm a police officer since twenty years ago I want to support and bring people to better mental health." — Jessica, on why her art funds Suicide Zero [P2 1:01:19]
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• "Be wary of every single person you talk to… you should probably reevaluate who you have as friends." — 0xWulfu [P2 1:21:14]
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• "So lock in, don't lose your tune. The comeback will hit different very, very soon." — Ash K, closing poem [P2 1:26:04]
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Who said what

• Troll King XPX (host) — ran the room, MC'd the anthem, gave updates on the NFT mint, Trollstan, the mega space, and the PFP-frame "approval stamp" idea; part shill, part community pep talk.
• Jessica (@Jessicacrazycat) — co-host; artist and police officer who detailed her charity-linked collections and traded warm banter with TK about pricing, hair, and werewolves.
• 0xWulfu (@0xWulfu) — pushed through illness to co-host; told the NFT-hack story and delivered a pointed closing on spotting extractors in CT.
• Ash K (@AshKollbeck) — birthday guest; screenwriter and poet who brought the cat stories and the space's closing poem.
• WRiTeRS (@writers_sol) — pitched his street-art token and geo-tagging app.
• Troll George (@alphaxgeorge) — back with clear audio; shared his Lagos trip and ghost-ban struggle.
• OBIE (@ObieGeeOnChain) — teased his slow-cooked Cosmic Misfits art collection (200+ hand-made traits, no rush).
• MrCasquette (@MrCasquetteX) — dropped in to say hello and point people to his daily spaces and the Soul Asylum.
• GRUSKi (@GRRUSKI) — plugged his karaoke/project-promotion space and his rediscovered '80s Lego collectibles.

Worth a full listen

• [P2 1:48]–[P2 5:22] — The full Trolls Den anthem. It's the space's mission statement in song form and doesn't paraphrase well.
• [P2 47:01]–[P2 51:30] — Ash's cat stories, especially the jealous Loggy bit — the room's comic high point, all in Ash's own unhurried delivery.
• [P2 1:24:39]–[P2 1:30:13] — Ash's poem into TK and Ash's honest exchange about burnout, noise, and holding on through a rough market. The emotional core of the close.