WAGBi launch day 🟦

Host: Waldo (@waldoforrealz) · Date: Sat, 22 Aug 2026 · Duration: ~8h28m · Speakers: 17 detected (about a dozen active)

TL;DR

• Launch day for WAGBi — a base "builder cat" token co-created by Wagby and Toasty (@ewwwtoasty1), with Waldo turning his own for-reels space into an all-day/all-night support broadcast that ran past the 8-hour mark.
• The pitch: WAGBi = "We All Gotta Build It," the payoff of a builder-cat/hard-hat meme the crew says they've been running since roughly February — and which a bigger "base cat" token then borrowed. Community-first, invite-only, devs holding just 2%.
• Charity thread: for-reels NFTs are being sold with proceeds going to "crypto for her," and the room crossed $318 raised during the space.
• Running bit of the night: Toasty cranking out Wagby hard-hat PFPs one by one for nearly everyone who spoke, framed as OASHA-certified "2x durability" gear.
• The back half turned into a genuinely funny hang: a fart-influencer guest, a plan for fart-and-donkey-milk coffee, a live soccer play-by-play from a guy who left mid-match, and a 4:30am arrival on mushrooms.
• Underneath the jokes, several heartfelt stretches about the community being real friendship and being "early" through the bear market.

Highlights

[19:04] – Why they finally launched. After ribbing Wagby about never sleeping again ("you just gave birth today"), Waldo asks for the lore. Wagby ([20:19]) lays it out: builder cats in hard hats were their thing first, and even the base-cat dev gave him credit for it — so they decided to "claim what's ours" with a token.

[22:59] – Community over chart. Toasty explains he sent Brandon $100 just so a longtime homie wouldn't miss the initial holder tier, and repeats his one priority: getting the whole extended community (for-reels, lamp, Halloween, trash, Momville, Midas, Kittisons) in — regardless of what it does to a wallet-clustering chart.

[30:23] – "Community is us." Waldo draws the line between a paid cabal listing and organic reach, noting his own PFP just got reshared by Yucky Ducks — "that's organic, and that's real community marketing." One of the most-affirmed moments of the night.

[39:04] – The "plank floor" reveal. Waldo nearly calls out a mystery wallet ("plank floor") that swept charity NFTs — until he realizes it was Toasty buying anonymously. The tally hits $318 for crypto for her, dwarfing last year's $25 donation, plus a secondary-market sale that put ~$33 in another holder's pocket.

[51:51] – The Toasty photo twist. Toasty finally shows his face; Waldo, who'd apparently spent months assuming a certain AI thirst-trap pic was Brandon, is floored — kicking off an all-night "Toasty is secretly Ashton-Kutcher-handsome" running gag ([52:36]: "my kidneys are actually now… that is hilarious").

[1:28:32] – The CTO handoff. Waldo reveals the "for-reels chill space" was secretly a Wagby launch party, hands Wagby the host seat and starts onboarding everyone with hard hats. Peak silliness around [1:31:41]: "I will only be talking about cats in blue hats, and I'll make it rhyme every time."

[2:32:18] – The sincere core. Waldo, coming off a hard week and group therapy, talks about the crew as actual family — people who DM'd, showed up, and got him through it. Wagby ([2:37:41]) answers that he's just glad the space they "threw up" gave Waldo somewhere to land.

[5:14:28] – Enter the fart influencer. Guest Jesse arrives and the room finds its second wind: "Nobody was talking about farting, so it's my niche. I am the number one fart influencer on X." What follows is a genuinely deranged, warm hour of fart-coffee business planning, amusement-park war stories, and Toasty's throw-out-back-while-farting hospital tale.

[7:27:20] – 4:30am, mushrooms, and a rescue. keRRy (@kerrymcook) — appearing as "Carrie" — surfaces wandering the house unable to sleep, spots Waldo's live space, and gets talked back into reality. Made co-host, she MCs the final stretch and delivers the night's most-cheered speech ([7:49:14]): the survivors are "the soldiers," and one day they'll look back and marvel they got to "buy Solana at a hundred dollars."

Topic timeline

Notable quotes

• [20:19] Wagby: "The fact is the token came about because bro, this is our meta. We had builder cats before anyone else."
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• [30:23] Waldo: "Community is us, you know what we do for each other out of the legitimate kindness of our heart."
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• [35:05] Toasty: "The community is closed, it's invite only because we're not gonna just let whoever shows up during the bull market to grift and scam… get that wagby tag. That's earned through the bear market."
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• [5:14:28] Jesse: "Everybody on here talked about hot dogs. Nobody was talking about farting, so it's my niche. I am the number one fart influencer on X."
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• [7:49:14] keRRy: "When we're like 70 years old and we're looking back on all this shit… wow, we were able to buy Solana at a hundred dollars — as long as we stick to our plan."
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• [8:11:47] Toasty: "This is more than crypto, right? These are my friends at this point… bear market, bull market, it doesn't matter. We're just here together."
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Who said what

• Waldo (@waldoforrealz) — Host and the night's engine; for-reels founder, hard-hat ringleader, and the guy who kept a packed room going for 8+ hours while ping-ponging between banter and genuinely tender community talk.
• Toasty (@ewwwtoasty1) — WAGBi co-creator and the artist quietly cooking hard-hat PFPs for everyone all night ("I'll be back… I can't multitask"); community-first, later the accidental heartthrob.
• Wagby — Launch-day dev of WAGBi; explained the lore, took the host seat mid-space, and spent the night onboarding "one by one."
• keRRy (@kerrymcook) — Arrived deep in the night, got made co-host, and closed the show with both the funniest bits and the most sincere "we're early" speech.
• Brandon — Kittisons/Persident artist; soundboard chaos agent, NFT buyer, and one half of the "not-not-Brandon" confusion after a second Brandon showed up.
• Jesse — Guest fart influencer whose arrival powered the back half; amusement-park lore and the fart-coffee venture.
• Bilabong — Early supporter; framed the group as a "community of communities."
• Pengy Pang — Ran a doomed spinning-PFP experiment; golf/North Carolina/plushie tangents.
• trash, Sam, Bright — Longtime supporters who stayed to (or past) dawn; Bright offered a warm outsider read on the whole community.
• Whisper — Dipped out to play a Saturday-morning football match and kept phoning in the score.

Worth a full listen

• [2:31:47]–[2:37:41] — The community/friendship stretch. Waldo is unusually open about a rough week and what the crew means to him, and it's the emotional anchor the whole marathon keeps circling back to.
• [5:12:00]–[6:50:00] — Jesse's arrival through the fart-coffee/donkey-milk brainstorm. A summary can't do the deadpan absurdity justice; it's the room at its funniest and most alive.
• [7:27:00]–[7:53:00] — keRRy's 4:30am appearance and the "we're the soldiers / we're early" speech, which lands the eight-hour hang somewhere genuinely earnest before the closing songs.