Troll Thursday 🧌 Shill & Chill

Host: Troll King XPX (@TrollKingXPX) with cohost Jessica (@Jessicacrazycat) · Thu 10 Sep 2026 · 1:25:22 · ~9 speakers

TL;DR

• An X update knocked the Space offline early; the host tore it down and rebuilt it, then spent the first stretch clearing his phone's storage so the app would even open again.
• 0xBaneswulf (running the Trolls Den collection) confirmed his "MFP"/slime NFT set of 1,200 launches end of month, and walked through how GTD guaranteed whitelists work.
• Batt Williams introduced Cat Bat, a comedy side project of the bars team — stand-up videos, short comics, and two retro arcade games poking fun at trench culture — alongside the near-ready bars launch portal.
• Ash K read one of his crypto parody songs ("Vindicated" reworked as "Liquidated"), which sparked an on-the-spot collab plan with Batt Williams.
• Dicey shilled Rattle Mafia, a 2,000-piece NFT project minting on Gravemint, with fellow member Essa dropping in to show support.
• Mega Space announced for Monday; applications closing shortly after the Space. Next Chill & Shill is Tuesday, plus a Saturday vibe space.

Highlights

[4:07] — Jessica's evening off-chain. Jessica joined straight from a concert of Swedish Royal Navy music, played in a wooden hall built in 1760 to construct warships, on the theme of "faith, hope and love." A gentle "stepping away from the noise" before diving back into the trenches.

[11:58] — Trolls Den collection gets a launch window. 0xBaneswulf confirmed his slime NFT collection (1,200 supply) launches at the end of the month, and that he's setting aside guaranteed whitelist spots for the Trollstone crew.

[13:13] — GTD whitelist, explained (twice). Bane laid out the difference between GTD (guaranteed) and first-come-first-serve whitelists. The host kept circling back to a single question — "we still get to pay for those?" — before landing on the happy answer: they're free. Host's summary of the lore: "Early trolls gets the worm... we are not eat worms, we are vegan."

[24:21] — Batt Williams brings Cat Bat. Batt Williams introduced himself as the guy "out here shit talking the trenches" in a funny way, and unveiled Cat Bat — a comedy project (videos, comics, two retro games built by teammate Beef) riding alongside the bars launch portal, which he says turns any token into an airdrop-rewards token with anti-farming protections built in.

[28:07] — The Walgreens line. Batt Williams shared his favorite bit: a Cat Bat script mocking blind trust in anonymous devs — "he could be launching this coin from the public Wi-Fi in a Walgreens parking lot" — written, fittingly, while he sat in a Walgreens parking lot.

[41:25] — Ash K's comedy pedigree. Ash K, an actor and filmmaker, described being one of the earliest people writing comedy into white papers "way before AI," and reflected on how trench PTSD has made rug jokes harder to land these days.

[47:45] — "Liquidated." Ash K read a full parody of Dashboard Confessional's "Vindicated," reworked line by line into a trader's lament ("I aped again. Now I'm liquidated"). It landed hard enough that Batt Williams jumped back on mic mid-laugh.

[50:07] — An instant collab. Batt Williams begged Ash to check his DMs: "my brain is flying at a million miles a minute with somebody who wants to help write comedy right now." The host offered his AI-music setup (100+ published tracks) to score whatever they cook up.

[59:07] — Rattle Mafia. Dicey introduced Rattle Mafia, a 2,000-piece collection minting on Gravemint, inspired by the fearless honey badger and by Nigerian activist "Very Dark Man." He touted a mint bounty (a lucky hit gets you two NFTs instead of one) and upcoming staking.

[1:06:51] — Pizza keeps it human. Pizza kept it short and warm, praising the room as "real projects, real people," and later delivered the night's extended metaphor: the Space is the crust, X is the crust, the audio is the cheese, and the PFPs are the toppings.

Topic timeline

Notable quotes

• "You don't know this guy. He could be launching this coin from the public Wi-Fi in a Walgreens parking lot." — Batt Williams [28:07]
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• "Early trolls gets the worm. Yes... and we're not eat worms, we are vegan. Because I am the king. I made the rules, I made the lore." — Troll King XPX [13:52]
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• "I aped again. Now I'm liquidated. I am reckless, I am wrong." — Ash K, from his "Vindicated"→"Liquidated" parody [49:15]
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• "It is a collection of 2000 NFTs built for builders, built for grinders and also built for future founders... the NFT is a symbol, not just your random arts." — Dicey [59:40]
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• "If the space is a crust, X is a crust, and the spaces is the cheese... PFPs are the toppings, right? Blended together, working, growing, supporting each other." — Pizza [1:11:08]
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• "We don't look at numbers, we look at the person behind the PFP, and that's who we want to get to know." — Jessica [1:18:49]
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Who said what

• Troll King XPX (host) — steered the room, handled the outage, ran the frame/whitelist logistics, and pitched his AI music and the Monday Mega Space; a self-described visual guy who forgets names but never a PFP frame.
• Jessica (cohost) — the warmth of the room; welcomed each speaker, connected people, and closed things down on Swedish time before a 5:30-am work alarm.
• 0xBaneswulf (@0xBaneswulf)^* — running the Trolls Den slime/MFP collection; explained GTD whitelists and reserved guaranteed spots for the community.
• Batt Williams (@KattBatt_) — behind Cat Bat comedy and the bars launch portal; framed comedy as both entertainment and light education about trench red flags.
• Ash K (@AshKollbeck) — actor/filmmaker and veteran comedy writer; performed a crypto parody song and locked in a collab with Batt Williams.
• Dicey (@_dicey_spicey) — founder of Rattle Mafia, minting on Gravemint, honey-badger themed.
• Pizza (@Pizza_on__Sol) — a regular supporter who dropped in to affirm the room and its people over any single shill.
• Essa (@E_for_Essa) — Rattle Mafia member who came up to show the collection "movement" its support.

Worth a full listen

• [24:21]–[38:43] — Batt Williams' full run on Cat Bat and bars is the energetic centerpiece; the Walgreens bit and the "rat with a hat next to the bat with the cat under the mat" riff land better in his own delivery.
• [41:25]–[50:38] — Ash K's comedy monologue building to the "Liquidated" reading and the spontaneous Batt Williams collab is the most genuinely fun stretch of the night — part stand-up, part group therapy for liquidated bags.
• [1:21:55]–[1:24:46] — The AI-generated outro song ("I love the way you keep me grounded... home instead of greed") is a mood-setter the summary can't reproduce; a fitting, oddly sincere sign-off.

* some voices are identified from context; those names are marked as likely.