Trolls Den ⛰️ Shill & Chill 🎤

Host: Troll King XPX (@TrollKingXPX) with co-host Jessica (@Jessicacrazycat) · Thu 13 Aug 2026 · 2:12:19 · ~5 speakers

TL;DR

• A "shill & chill" that leaned far more chill than shill — the only project pitched was Troll King XPX's own upcoming Trolls Den NFT collection.
• Opened with two original Trolls Den anthems, and the room stayed warm and low-key throughout.
• Jessica shared her day as a police officer, including a brief fire-smoke scare during a dry spell.
• The bulk of the night was Troll King XPX riffing on diet and health — veganism, celery juice, liver and parasite cleansing, B12 — plus long tangents on critical thinking, media, and ancient mysteries.
• El Gato Satoshi (Mexico) and Jesse (California) came up to swap food and diet experiences and to be gently coaxed past the language-barrier nerves.
• Closed with community/pay-it-forward talk, NFT-frame invitations, and a plug for Saturday's unrecorded vibes space (1pm Eastern).

Highlights

[2:00] The Trolls Den anthems set the tone. The space opened with a full original song about the community — "trolls then callin' with a good vibe," crystals, mega spaces and merch on our sleeves — followed later by "Guardians of Mother Nature" ([7:07]), a passion project the host framed as the group being caretakers of nature. The sung stretch from [9:00] to [11:01] drew the night's warmest early response.

[17:23] Excitement for the new NFT collection. Troll King XPX described the plan behind the upcoming Trolls Den NFTs: a diversified, long-term portfolio managed on his end so holders can benefit without needing to know a thing about trading. He cited a past "mi token" call around 54k that ran roughly 14x, and stressed he'd trade from an untraceable wallet, take profits responsibly, and never chase FOMO or dump on projects.

[27:15] A tender, difficult story about his daughter's friend. Ahead of his daughter's first day of school on Tuesday, TK explained her best friend is in a foster home after severe abuse, and that the caring family taking her in dedicate their lives to helping kids. It was the most somber beat of the night, and Jessica ([32:36]) said the friend's story hit her hardest.

[36:58] The community mission statement. TK laid out why Trolls Den exists — to build "the best community on X" out of core values rather than algorithms, where newcomers feel seen instead of shut out by established OGs. Jessica ([37:18]) added that in Trolls Den people can grow because "we are not going anywhere."

[40:22] Jessica on conquering mic-fright. She recounted the September-ago pact with TK that if she showed up in his spaces she had to speak — how she once sat in her car dreading English, and how a year later she genuinely enjoys it. Her encouragement to shy listeners doubled as the recap's best line about the room's texture (see quotes).

[51:39] The bread-loaf confession. In the middle of preaching clean eating, TK cheerfully admitted he's "a slave to the white sugar" and flour, which spiraled into Jessica cackling that he's basically a big white fluffy bread loaf with a troll on top. A genuinely funny stretch of self-aware hypocrisy.

[56:49] The full wellness deep-dive. TK walked through his cleansing gospel: liquids only in the mornings, home-pressed celery juice (drink it within ~20–30 minutes), antioxidant smoothies, garlic and oregano oil for parasites plus a binder to flush them, and the "full tank" theory that doctors' vitamin charts are set far too low.

[1:33:36] El Gato Satoshi joins from Mexico. She introduced herself, asked how vegans hit protein, and shared her own weight-loss journey. Jessica ([1:35:30]) fielded the protein question with actual numbers on soy meat substitutes versus beef, and the three settled on middle-ground moderation over dogma.

[1:52:11] Jesse on the cost of eating well. Calling in from a California township mid-makeup, Jesse said healthy food had "tripled overnight," pushing people toward processed options, and joked about whether everyone now needs to move to Europe to survive. She described cycling through vegan, pescatarian and carnivore phases and landing on intuitive, whole-foods eating.

Topic timeline

Notable quotes

• [40:22] Jessica: "sometimes we laugh, sometimes we cry, sometimes we just being goofy, and sometimes TK just goes sideways and sometimes we hear his donkeys."
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• [51:39] Troll King XPX: "I can't help it. I'm a slave to the white sugar, I'm a slave to flour."
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• [1:29:47] Troll King XPX: "I am a troll. I just pretend to be a human."
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• [1:45:18] Troll King XPX: "if you give any four or five year old a knife and a pig, they would put down the knife and just cuddle with the pig."
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• [1:50:18] El Gato Satoshi: "I love tacos... I eat it, but I'm not gonna sit down and eat a lot of them. I enjoy the food and then continue."
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• [1:52:11] Jesse: "we're like, wait, what happened?... do we need to go to Europe now to survive?"
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Who said what

• Troll King XPX (host) — carried most of the space: teased the new Trolls Den NFT collection, laid out the community mission, and delivered extended monologues on diet, cleansing, critical thinking and ancient history.
• Jessica (co-host) — grounded the room with her police-officer day, coaxed listeners to speak from her own mic-fright story, and gave the practical vegan-protein numbers; ducked out early for a 5am wake-up.
• El Gato Satoshi (@Soy_tu_Satoshi) — first-time speaker from Mexico; asked about plant protein and championed moderation over restriction.
• Jesse^* — speaker from California; spoke to soaring food costs and her personal loop through vegan, pescatarian and carnivore eating.

Worth a full listen

• [50:10]–[1:07:25] — The health deep-dive is where TK is most himself: the morning-liquids rule, celery juice mechanics, parasite protocol, and the affectionate portrait of his 88-year-old friend "John," the self-experimenting mentor he calls the smartest man he knows.
• [1:33:00]–[1:59:14] — The El Gato and Jesse stretch is the space at its best: three people from three countries comparing diets, protein, prices and language nerves without a hint of friction.
• [2:00]–[11:01] — The two original anthems are hard to convey in text; worth hearing to understand the room's whole vibe.

* some voices are identified from context; those names are marked as likely.