Trolls Den ⛰️ SHILL & CHILL 🧌

Host: Troll King XPX (@TrollKingXPX) · Thu 23 Jul 2026 · 1:38:08 · ~7 active voices

TL;DR

• A relaxed shill-and-chill session hosted by Troll King XPX with co-hosts Wolf (0xWulf) and Mr. Casquette, spotlighting builders who've stuck around through the bear.
• Michael Oates walked through his three-year grind on Earn and his new pump.fun token TEB ("the Earn Bull"), including an airdrop system that rewards genuine "bag workers" over paid KOLs.
• David of the Normie token (also owner of the Luxurious Bastard beard brand) shared how he took the token over, locked 80% of supply, and famously bought back his own supply just to send it to Ansem's wallet.
• Crypto Fight Club (Tyler) previewed the night's main-event fights and its recurring "Bingo Brawls" game, offering free logo spots to projects in the room.
• Glitchy Glitch pushed hard to bond his koala/Solana-Matrix token and vented (with the whole room nodding along) about the X app being broken.
• Troll King XPX closed by shilling a 50-piece Trolls Den NFT drop (66% gone) framed as a community "money printer," then played an AI-made original song, "No Mask," and announced Saturday's usual space is cancelled in favor of co-hosting Raid Sharks' megaspace.

Highlights

[8:24] Wolf reframes a dump as a good omen. Opening the builder talk, Wolf explained that the overnight dump on bars came from an MEV bot that had latched onto the chart — and spun it optimistically, noting MEV bots usually only bother with multi-million-dollar charts, so "we're in the right direction."

[14:03] Michael Oates delivers a builder's master class. Michael detailed Earn's three-year, 1,000+ day grind from a 3.7k launch to a 12M peak, then introduced TEB ("the Earn Bull"), his first-ever pump.fun launch. His airdrop model drew nods: no supply for KOLs, but USDC/token drops at 500k, 1M and 5M market caps for people actually posting and engaging — he literally searches "TEB" on your profile before adding you to an Excel list.

[22:30] The consistency sermon. Michael's advice on surviving as a project — low overhead, run it like a business, don't launch ten tokens a week — landed as one of the more substantive stretches of the night. "If there's more money going out than going in, it's gonna go to zero at some point."

[28:10] David introduces Normie. David gave his backstory — nine-year, ~$1M/year Luxurious Bastard beard brand, a prior career in Department of Defense communications — and explained he took over the rugged Normie token eight months ago, locking 80% of supply and burning ~5%, shipping real hats and coffee, and building fully in public across every stream platform.

[33:40] The Ansem power move. David recounted taking profits on Black Bull, then buying back his own Normie supply to send it — plus a fat bag — to Ansem's wallet, now sitting as wallet #5 on the chart. Glitchy later asked if Ansem had ever responded; the answer, at [42:20], was a candid no — "I imagine I'm just so far in the noise floor."

[46:11] Glitchy on the no-charge ethos. Glitchy praised the hosts for building community without charging — noting his tips were flat-out rejected by both Normie and Troll King — and turned it into a rallying call for upcoming devs to mic up, follow the rules, and run volume together in 2026.

[52:23] Crypto Fight Club previews fight night. Tyler laid out the evening's card (XPX community vs. Stone Gods; Derpy Dave vs. Pump Mind Virus), the "Bingo Brawls" game played three times a week with community logos, and boasted a record 92 concurrent listeners two weeks back — all built on a "collaboration is the meta" thesis.

[1:04:51] The X-is-broken group therapy session. Glitchy diagnosed why listeners keep getting kicked from spaces (millisecond redirects, no human answering support tickets), and Troll King piled on about Elon's premium revenue versus the glitchy product — a gripe the whole room clearly shared.

[1:26:00] The Trolls Den NFT pitch. Troll King unveiled his 50-piece, 1-SOL-each collection (66% sold), pitching it not as a bag for holders to pump but as a pooled portfolio he'd trade and redistribute profits from — a "money printer" for holders who rep the Trolls Den banner, closed out with his AI song "No Mask."

Notable quotes

• "All of us like real legends in the space… we're gonna be the oak tree, that's just there and massive, and everything else just kind of withers away like a fart, if you know what I mean." — Normie/David [31:33]
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• "If I say I'm gonna do something, you bet you're sweet tits that I'm gonna try to do it." — Normie/David [40:47]
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• "We're all friendly except for Marla. Bob might give you a hug." — Crypto Fight Club (Tyler) [57:01]
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• "I had borscht last night and it did not agree with me." — Wolf [59:36]
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• "Troll doesn't know me, doesn't know who the fuck I am. Oxwulf just met me the other night — but look at the community building. It's epic." — Glitchy Glitch [47:42]
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• "You were like, I don't like to shill myself — and you're like, buy my short, dude. Buy me. I need the bond." — Troll King XPX, ribbing Glitchy [1:08:37]
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Topic timeline

Who said what

• Troll King XPX (host, @TrollKingXPX): Ran the room, rotated speakers fairly, championed builders-with-faces, and closed with the Trolls Den NFT/community pitch and an original song.
• Wolf / 0xWulf (co-host, @0xWulfu): Shilled the bars token, vouched for other builders, and battled a rough stomach live on air.
• Mr. Casquette (co-host, @MrCasquetteX): Warm endorsements of David and Tyler; shilled his own "no cap casket" daily spaces on deep topics, nutrition and communication.
• Michael Oates (@mikey2246): Veteran dev of Earn; introduced TEB and a merit-based airdrop system; offered the night's most practical building advice.
• Normie / David (@NormieCEO): Beard-brand entrepreneur running the Normie token in public; supply-locked, real-world products, and the memorable Ansem-wallet gesture.
• Glitchy Glitch (@Glitchyonsol1): High-energy dev pushing to bond his koala token, generous with tips and praise, and the room's designated X-bug diagnostician.
• Crypto Fight Club / Tyler (@CFConSolana): Runs collaborative community "fights" and Bingo Brawls; pitched free participation and previewed the night's main event.

Worth a full listen

• [14:03]–[27:53] — Michael Oates and the hosts on how to actually keep a token alive for years. The overhead/consistency talk is genuinely useful for anyone running a project, not just filler shilling.
• [28:10]–[45:34] — David's full Normie arc, from Luxurious Bastard to the Ansem power move, with Glitchy's follow-up questions. The details (and the "sweet tits" line) don't compress well.
• [52:23]–[1:03:08] — Crypto Fight Club's pitch rolling into the room's riff on competition and community; a good window into the "collaboration is the meta" idea, plus the borscht-fueled comedy.