COYOTES AND CROWS — the one with the kangaroo nuts

Host: UNCLE CORVUS (@unclecorvus) · Date: Mon, 14 Sep 2026 · Duration: 2:00:31 · Speakers: 4 (UNCLE CORVUS, Margie B — likely co-host, Bammy — likely, Gunn @_justGunn)

TL;DR

• A late-night Australian Space that ran on roughly four litres of coffee, a Puerto Rican co-host with 13 marbles in her head, and an open-door stage policy stated approximately eleven times.
• Bammy (the artist) is back in the fold after a DM glitch swallowed six months of messages; his first cherry blossom edition is out, and Uncle Corvus announced an impromptu giveaway for anyone who goes and sets up a Tezos wallet [15:00].
• The core message: no gatekeeping, no cabals, no thrones — plus a hard turn into Destiny Rescue, child trafficking, and the fact that Corvus takes zero dollars from any fundraiser he runs [33:58].
• Dan's recap tool got a long, genuinely enthusiastic pitch as a business tool, not just a novelty [56:32].
• Schedule change announced: Sundays off for church, spaces back 10pm AEST nightly, plus an 11am AEST session — after a timezone negotiation that required international arbitration [1:54:44].
• Teased: a "poo adventure" video series, a forthcoming exposé involving ~$1.2M extracted from communities, and a merchandise empire built entirely on kangaroo anatomy.

Highlights

[6:52] Go to the game. Any game. Corvus tells the story of his first shift working a corporate box at the Sydney Football Stadium, handed to him by Kerry Packer's son, who told him to sit down and just watch the AFL match. He'd spent his teenage years laughing at the sport; live, it converted him instantly — "imagine going up, and but every single play, you're getting tackled seven foot up in the air." The takeaway: if someone offers you a ticket to anything, even softball, go.

[15:00] Bammy's comeback and a spontaneous giveaway. After six months of undelivered DMs finally unlocked, Corvus reconnected with Bammy and announced on the spot that he'd give away one of Bammy's first cherry blossom editions to someone who sets up a Tezos wallet. He also pledged to keep Bammy out of the hands of the "brood of vipers" and appointed himself manager — dowry requirements now start at four cows [18:29].

[21:00] Shandy from Arkansas, and the case against thrones. The emotional core of the Space. Corvus describes a listener who came up and couldn't stop thanking them for being let on stage, having spent countless Spaces sitting in request limbo. He goes off on hosts who sit "like kings on thrones" choosing favourites, and returns repeatedly to the image of the throne he's only keeping warm for someone else [24:06].

[31:06] "How do you know?" A sustained plea against shaming people in this space — the person who sold four of your NFTs because they were about to lose the car that gets their kid to daycare. Then the pivot to why he's really here: Destiny Rescue, trafficking, and rescuing children. It's a hard gear change from roosters and coffee, and it lands.

[33:58] Full transparency on the fundraising. Corvus lays out the numbers — roughly $2,500 to sustain a rescued child for a year in rehabilitation, $10,000 to fund a team working with law enforcement — and states plainly that he doesn't touch a cent, that his link is the same one on Destiny Rescue's own page, and that Black Feather runs off his own company. Projects are welcome to shill from the stage; the ask is a contribution.

[40:00] "That's a skill issue." On why Spaces become cliquey: if you can't manage a disruptive guest on stage, don't punish everyone else for it. His diagnosis — "ambition confused with ability."

[56:32] The recap sermon. Corvus makes the most convincing case anyone's made for Dan's recap tool: he's using it to pitch real IRL businesses on coming up for an interview, because the resulting thread does all their marketing for them. He sent Lars his own recap post — dates, plans, everything he said, already transcribed and clipped — as proof. "Recap isn't just a recap, man."

[1:22:39] Gunn on running a restaurant. Gunn (@_justGunn) came up in an Eagles jersey, collected an NFT off a Cowboys fan the day before [1:21:13], and then offered the most grounded stretch of the Space: know your employees beyond their names, hold actual conversations, make them want to come in. Corvus matched it with why he never charged staff for their meal break, and the fine-dine kitchens where the whole team broke bread together before service [1:27:19].

[1:30:16] The poop economy. Margie B announced, unprompted, that Uncle Corvus would be FedExing everyone a pouch of kangaroo poop for their clothing drawer — "it's like pot puri… but listen, guys, it's just fresh grass." Corvus denied the shipment, confirmed the video series, and then escalated into a live kangaroo giveaway of dubious legality. This eventually mutated into kangaroo testicle keyrings as a dating icebreaker [1:42:18] and, in the closing minutes, a belly-button giveaway Margie launched without clearing it with the host first [1:58:29].

[1:47:07] Taking Sundays off. A quiet, sincere close-out. Corvus explained he'd been rushing home from church to start a Space and realised he was sitting through the sermon already planning his exit. Sundays now belong to church and contemplation — and besides, the American side of the room has football to watch.

Topic timeline

Notable quotes

"I'm at an age right now, one good fart, I'll throw my hip out." — UNCLE CORVUS [1:54]

"I don't sit on this throne because I think I own it. I sit on this throne because I keep it warm because the king is coming back, and I'm making sure no other one of you motherfuckers sits on it." — UNCLE CORVUS [24:06]

"If you don't know how to do it right, don't turn it into something else and turn it into something disgusting where you're gonna start damaging people and creating cabals and clicks." — UNCLE CORVUS [41:12]

"She goes, you just walked in there and said, I didn't come here to fuck spiders. No one knows Americans don't say that, baby." — UNCLE CORVUS [45:12]

"Recap isn't just a recap, man. Recap is a freaking tool that you can, it's it does all the work for you." — UNCLE CORVUS [58:02]

"Actually get to know your employee more than like just their first or last name and expecting them to come in. Like you gotta know what they do outside of work so you can actually hold conversations with them, make them feel good about wanting to come to work." — Gunn [1:23:46]

Who said what

UNCLE CORVUS (@unclecorvus) — Host, four litres deep, running the room from a hallway he kept pacing out of. Carried the mission talk (Destiny Rescue, anti-gatekeeping, no thrones), the hospitality war stories, and a genuine, unpaid advertisement for Dan's recap tool.

Margie B — Co-host and self-declared translator ("gulo means butthole"), freestyle gardening rapper, and the source of most of the room's chaos, including an unauthorised kangaroo belly-button giveaway in the final minutes. Also the one who correctly resolved the timezone dispute.

Bammy^* — Tezos artist, back in the fold after a DM glitch, briefly betrayed by his phone notifications before clarifying he was spacing from a PC. Mostly a beloved on-stage presence rather than a talker, which did not stop him from being accused of monopolising the entire Space.

Gunn (@_justGunn) — Came up for the free real estate on stage, wearing an Eagles jersey and holding an NFT won off a Cowboys fan. Brought the most substantive non-comedy segment of the hour: how to actually manage restaurant staff. Closed with "everybody make sure you have a great day and stay positive" [1:36:43].

Worth a full listen

[21:00]–[27:28] — The Shandy/no-gatekeeping stretch. The summary can't carry the delivery; this is the thesis statement of the whole room, and it builds.

[55:17]–[1:00:49] — The recap tool pitch. If you host or speak in Spaces, this is a practical, specific breakdown of turning a conversation into permanent marketing material for someone else's business, told through the Lars example.

[1:38:24]–[1:46:10] — Margie's question about whether kangaroo testicles are edible, "asking for a friend," and everything that unfolds from it: tourist-shop taxidermy, ginger-man dimensional comparisons, and a plan to hang them from a drinks cart on a private jet to a barbecue in New York. Unsummarisable by design.

* some voices are identified from context; those names are marked as likely.