Troll Thursday 🧌 SHILL & CHILL 🎙️

Host: Troll King XPX (@TrollKingXPX) with cohosts Jessica (@Jessicacrazycat) and Jesse G (@JessyGHotOrNot) · Date: Thu, 03 Sep 2026 · Duration: 2:04:43 · ~10 speakers

TL;DR

• A relaxed weekly Trolls Den shill-and-chill: check-ins, project updates, one live guitar performance, and a closing original song — with a running theme of showing up consistently and supporting "the real ones."
• Wolf (0xBaneswulf) announced his Power Slime NFT collection is fully paid, artist done, page live, $20 mint with a discount for Trolls Den frame-holders. [23:03]
• John Galt walked through Cricket, a charity token funding a senior-dog sanctuary that has raised ~$30K in fees and paid off $15K in vet debt. [35:23]
• Panda delivered the room's centerpiece "water the bamboo" talk on patience and compound effort, tied to his Panda Pals NFTs on Base. [54:16]
• David (Normie) shilled his Normie brand and Luxurious Bastard Beard Co., stressing a real business with real products behind the token. [1:14:59]
• TK closed with a hard shill for Jessica's charity-linked NFTs (0.15 SOL, 10% to Swedish children's charity), Jesse G minted a piece live, and the Space ended on TK's original song "No Mask." [1:42:37]

Highlights

Wolf's Power Slime is a go [23:03] — Running on 50% battery all day and loving it, Wolf shared that he's fully paid his artist, updated the page with the "Panacea slime queen," and lined up a $20 mint with a friends-and-family discount for anyone holding a Trolls Den frame. TK was especially glad to hear there's lore behind it.

John Galt on charity tokens [35:23] — A calm, well-organized pitch for Cricket, mascot of a twelve-year-old senior-dog rescue. He detailed ~$30K raised, a $15K vet debt wiped "in one solid swipe," and the owner's following jumping from 7K to 80K — his case study for what crypto can do "when you use it for good."

Panda waters the bamboo [54:16] — The most-reacted stretch of the night. Panda's philosophy: you water dirt for years before bamboo breaks the surface, so "just because you don't see the growth, it doesn't mean it's not happening." He tied it to compound interest, believing before seeing, and Panda Pals on Base — real mints in a bear market, 160M+ Giphy views, an app on the way. [1:00:16]

TK and Panda on wasted time [1:02:00] — The two riffed on auditing your day and optimizing effort — six hours of doom-scrolling versus three focused hours — landing on the deadpan-cliché truth that "we're not splitting the atom here," just managing time. [1:05:07]

David crashes in: "my beautiful bastards" [1:12:27] — After a comically long fight with X (three accounts, possible IP block, threats to "go rip X a new A-hole"), David finally got on via Jesse G's profile and opened with a greeting that landed instantly with the room. His pitch: Normie is a real brand with coffee, hats, a game, verifiable supply, and a nine-year brick-and-mortar owner behind it. [1:14:59]

The stable/barn detour [1:13:43] — Mid-rant about X's reliability, TK got hung up on the word "stable" — "stable is a barn, it's for the horses. Why do you Americans have so many complicated things?" — to which David dryly conceded he'd "hate to learn the American language."

Faisan plays "Fly Me to the Moon" [1:30:08] — After a sleepy-night sound check, Faisan grabbed his guitar and delivered a tender, part-Indian-version rendition, apologizing for his tired vocals. TK, a self-declared Sinatra fan, said he did it justice, and confirmed Faisan as a special guest for the Sept 14 mega-space. [1:34:25]

Jesse G's electrical incident [1:37:32] — Jesse recounted that just as Jessica was talking about how hard everyone works, David "came strolling in with his cigar and I was getting electrocuted" — she'd started a fire. Perfect timing, terrible circumstances, warmly received.

The Jessica shill and a live mint [1:42:37 / 1:50:17] — TK made his case for backing a real independent artist over dusty rugged JPEGs: 0.15 SOL each, 10% to a Swedish charity for at-risk children. Jesse G then announced she'd minted pieces from the fundraiser collection live, moving Jessica nearly to tears. [1:51:39]

Topic timeline

Notable quotes

• "Just because you don't see the growth, it doesn't mean it's not happening." — Panda [54:16]
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• "I want to believe it first, before I see it and materialize it." — Panda [55:40]
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• "It just shows you the power of what can happen in the CT space when you use it for good." — John Galt [38:23]
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• "What is up, my beautiful bastards?" — David [1:12:27]
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• "With Normie, it's not just a PFP — it's something you could buy, something you can taste, something you can flex, something you could smell." — David [1:17:44]
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• "Stable is a barn, it's for the horses. Why do you Americans have so many complicated things?" — TK [1:13:43]
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Who said what

• Troll King XPX (host)^* — ran the rotation, welcomed everyone by name, championed the Trolls Den "community of communities" ethos, and closed with a hard shill for Jessica's charity NFTs and his own Hybrids collection.
• Jessica (cohost, @Jessicacrazycat) — worked through a rough chronic-pain week but kept the warmth flowing; the featured artist whose charity-linked NFTs anchored the night's shill, and delivered the closing words.
• Jesse G / Hot Or Not (@JessyGHotOrNot) — enthusiastic newcomer still learning to buy NFTs; promoted her and David's Luxurious Lounge interview series and minted from Jessica's fundraiser live on air.
• Wolf / 0xBaneswulf (@0xBaneswulf) — shared his Power Slime NFT launch progress and lore; credited David for first connecting him to the whole Trolls Den network.
• John Galt (@N1KJohnG) — CTO lead of Cricket charity token; a polished walkthrough of the senior-dog sanctuary and charity-token model, plus an incoming Telegram.
• Panda (@PandaPals__) — delivered the night's philosophical centerpiece on patience and consistency, tied to Panda Pals on Base and an app nearly ready to ship.
• David / Normie (@NormieCEO) — nine-year beard-brand owner building Normie as a real-products brand; battled X connectivity all night to get on and pitch.
• Faisan Shakeel (@Moonwalker9873) — musician and positive presence who blessed the room with a live guitar rendition of "Fly Me to the Moon."
• Troll George (@alphaxgeorge) — checked in briefly, shook off a frustrating tech day, and vouched for the Space as "the right place to be."

Worth a full listen

• [54:16]–[1:05:07] — Panda's "water the bamboo." The summary can't carry the full arc from bamboo biology to compound interest to burnout and 7%-days; it's the room's real motivational core.
• [1:12:27]–[1:26:19] — David's arrival and Normie pitch. The X-outage banter, the stable/barn bit, and the real-business case for the token make this the most entertaining and substantive stretch.
• [1:30:08]–[1:34:25] — Faisan's live song. A recap can't play the guitar; worth hearing the performance and the genuine appreciation that followed.

* some voices are identified from context; those names are marked as likely.