# Trolls Den ⛰️ SHILL & CHILL 🎤

**Host:** Troll King XPX (@TrollKingXPX), with co-host MrCasquette (@MrCasquetteX) · **Date:** Tue 28 Jul 2026 · **Duration:** 2:16:37 · **13 detected speakers**

## TL;DR
- Regular weekly shill-and-chill. Troll King announced this is his last "vacation" week — the normal Tue/Wed/Thu/Sat schedule resumes next week, next shill space Thursday 4pm ET, and a six-hour Mega Space (16 projects, 6 special guests) on August 10.
- Builders shilled real utility: Cluck Norris walked through his educational cluck norris app; Pocaho detailed his STD-detection condom project; Normie/David teased an October wedding + IRL; Michael Oates offered to airdrop his token to the hosts.
- MrCasquette carried the philosophy/wellness lane — "cooking with casket," Carl Jung, and "no cap" honesty as his hosting brand.
- The one genuinely tense stretch: Boondock Saint publicly criticized Pocaho's dev-wallet dump and needled Vara; Pocaho explained it as a Streamflow escrow quirk, and the host eventually muted the exchange.
- Red Alark and David riffed on why live-streaming and "real human" content will matter more as AI floods timelines.
- Troll King closed by playing an original song he wrote, "No Mask," built around the Trolls Den values.

## Highlights

**[10:54] Casket on why he won't dox.** MrCasquette explained his short-form videos keep his character (not his face) because his day job makes doxxing genuinely risky — "is it worth it for your life?" Troll King agreed but laid out his own "trust in layers" view: voice, then images, then video, and ultimately a handshake IRL.

**[35:35] Cooking with Casket.** Casket pivoted mid-space into a deadpan cooking segment — two eggs, some rice — as a vehicle for a health sermon: invest in your body, avoid microwave "plastic and toxins," and consider raising your own chickens for real organic eggs.

**[42:31] David's cold-wallet PSA.** David, sending Troll King a spare hardware wallet, gave the room clear security advice: never buy a cold wallet second-hand or even a "new" one off eBay/Amazon — buy direct from the manufacturer, and factory-reset on arrival.

**[50:35] Cluck Norris on his education app.** Cluck Norris (a family-practice doctor by day) described his app as a full structured crypto school in multiple languages with AI tutoring, an LP lab, and a "locker room" that can force token-2022 projects through Jupiter locks — something he says even Jupiter's team initially told him was impossible. The token, he stressed, is secondary; ~44% is locked and he doesn't need the money.

**[1:00:52] Michael Oates' airdrop offer.** Michael kept it short: the host and both co-hosts just drop a Solana wallet under his pinned post and he'll airdrop his token — "no obligations," sell or hold. Pocaho and Wolf both vouched for him as a genuinely sharp businessman and liquidity-pool teacher.

**[1:04:39] "It gets even worse."** With Wolf openly having a rough day, David offered the perfect gift: "I got a shirt for you, buddy, that says, hey, don't worry, it gets even worse" — before adding that at least he's "surrounded by a bunch of cool ass motherfuckers in here."

**[1:08:25] Pocaho's STD-detection condoms.** Pocaho gave the meatiest shill of the night: 10 months building to bring Germany's first STD-detecting condom to the US market, with an NFT mint that fed 90% of fees back into liquidity, a redesigned site at PKho.com, and a holder airdrop planned at 250k.

**[1:20:16] The pump.fun wedding.** David mentioned live-streaming his October wedding on pump.fun; Troll King's instant reply — "Pump Fun Wedding. I hope it doesn't rug" — landed exactly as intended.

**[1:33:06] Boondock vs. the room.** Boondock Saint shilled the "Bitcoin Bull" project and told a clean McConaughey joke, then turned critical — calling out a ~3% dev-wallet dump on Pocaho and taking a shot at Vara, who cut him off with a flat "Sit down, Love" [1:38:15]. Pocaho responded calmly [1:39:06], explaining the sell came from a Streamflow "escrow" lock that someone bought cheap and dumped — one more reason he's migrating off Streamflow. The host let him finish before muting.

**[2:06:59] "Breakfast."** Casket's philosophy on red charts: "A chart going down, a chart tanking, a chart dumping. You know what I call that, bro? Breakfast." Buy the dip, and back Pocaho because there's a real business behind it — a project, he noted, students in his own city of Ghent tried and quit on.

**[2:11:16] "No Mask."** Troll King closed by playing the original song he wrote for the community — a several-minute anthem about laying your armor down and coming home to the Trolls Den.

## Topic timeline

| Time | Topic |
|---|---|
| [2:06]–[8:10] | Intro music, tagging, warm-up |
| [8:10]–[20:00] | Schedule update, doxxing & building trust, phone/battery gripes |
| [20:00]–[35:00] | Pokémon card customs saga, NFTs with utility, untraceable/cold wallets |
| [35:00]–[42:00] | "Cooking with Casket" + health / heavy-metals tangent |
| [42:00]–[47:00] | David on cold-wallet security, merch |
| [47:00]–[55:00] | Cluck Norris: game build + education app |
| [55:00]–[1:02:00] | Michael Oates airdrop offer, business-vs-coin talk |
| [1:02:00]–[1:12:00] | Wolf's rough day; Pocaho's condom project shill |
| [1:12:00]–[1:20:00] | Vara's upcoming spaces; "most base dev" banter; the wedding |
| [1:20:00]–[1:32:00] | Trolls Den brand/NFT line; Crypto Cam's Queens in the Industry |
| [1:33:00]–[1:42:00] | Boondock's Bitcoin Bull shill + Pocaho dump dispute |
| [1:42:00]–[1:58:00] | Red Alark: live-streaming vs AI content, freedom & flow |
| [1:58:00]–[2:16:00] | Closing thanks, "buy the dip," "No Mask" song, Thursday/Mega Space |

## Notable quotes

- "Take care of your damn body. You want to invest in this, you want to invest in that, but you don't want to invest in your own health." — MrCasquette [35:35]
- "I got a shirt for you, buddy, that says, hey, don't worry, it gets even worse." — David [1:04:39]
- "The top of Everest is surprisingly large, isn't it?" / "It's also filled with a lot of corpses, by the way." — Vara & 0xWulf [1:19:15]
- "Pump Fun Wedding. I hope it doesn't rug." — Troll King XPX [1:20:16]
- "Sit down, Love." — Vara [1:38:15]
- "A chart going down, a chart tanking, a chart dumping. You know what I call that, bro? Breakfast." — MrCasquette [2:06:59]

## Who said what

- **Troll King XPX (host)** — Ran the room, called every name in the audience, laid out his schedule and the untraceable/cold-wallet NFT-portfolio vision, and closed on his own song.
- **MrCasquette (co-host)** — The philosophy-and-wellness voice: doxxing tradeoffs, "cooking with casket," Carl Jung, "no cap" honesty, and buy-the-dip pragmatism.
- **David** — Cold-wallet security PSA, merch/print business, and the October pump.fun wedding + IRL.
- **Cluck Norris** — Family-practice doctor building an educational app with an LP lab and Jupiter "locker room"; token secondary, ~44% locked.
- **Michael Oates** — Offered a no-strings airdrop to hosts; repeatedly praised as a liquidity-pool teacher.
- **Pocaho** — Shilled his STD-detection condom project and calmly answered the dev-wallet criticism as a Streamflow escrow issue.
- **0xWulf (Wolf)** — Having a rough day (allergies, covering community members' surgeries, chart tanking); vouched for Pocaho and Michael, and voiced frustration at Boondock's attack.
- **Vara** — Rundown of her upcoming spaces (DGN hour, Honey World mint, Fat Memes, Trenchers Anonymous) and defended the Pocaho collaboration.
- **Boondock Saint** — Shilled "Bitcoin Bull," dropped a joke, and pressed the Pocaho dump critique — the one confrontational note of the night.
- **Crypto Cam** — Promoted his Sunday "Queens in the Industry" series and its episode-50 "Gathering of the Goddesses" reunion.
- **Red Alark** — Shilled her weekly multi-platform "Citizen Glitch" stream and argued live human content grows more valuable as AI content floods in.

## Worth a full listen

- **[1:33:06]–[1:42:28]** — The Boondock / Pocaho / Vara exchange is the only real friction of the space and a useful case study: a public accusation, a "sit down, Love," and a calm on-chain explanation of a Streamflow escrow dump, all handled without the host muting on opinion alone.
- **[1:45:32]–[1:58:00]** — Red Alark and David's back-and-forth on live-streaming, Rumble, and why "real human user experience" may become the scarce asset in an AI-influencer world — a genuine forward-looking thread the summary flattens.
- **[2:11:16]–[2:16:00]** — The full "No Mask" song plus the host's send-off; it's the emotional close the room clearly showed up for.