{"version":1,"episode":{"key":"1pJkOXngrwAJj","title":"Waldos House of Waffles 🧇","url":"https://recapspaces.com/waldoforrealz/waldos-house-of-waffles-2026-09-15/","host":"waldoforrealz","aired":"2026-09-15T17:08:20.000Z"},"clips":[{"kind":"quote","id":"1pJkOXngrwAJj-q1253","url":"https://recap-spaces-bucket.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com/clips/1pJkOXngrwAJj-q1253.mp3","quote":"All the stuff that's going on in Congress and in the US government, none of it, literally none of it at the end of the day, is for us as average users in the crypto space.","label":"20:56","at":1253,"duration":38,"page":"https://recapspaces.com/waldoforrealz/waldos-house-of-waffles-2026-09-15/#q-20-56","speaker":null,"likely":false,"peaks":[100,100,100,100,100,100,10,10,10,43,42,98,65,100,100,82,99,89,100,96,93,100,85,96,84,84,95,100,91,100,99,95,86,91,95,85,89,100,94,98,84,86,99,77,81,87,97,97]},{"kind":"quote","id":"1pJkOXngrwAJj-q1481","url":"https://recap-spaces-bucket.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com/clips/1pJkOXngrwAJj-q1481.mp3","quote":"I'm a straight Coinbase Maxi. And I say that fucking base app blows.","label":"23:51","at":1481,"duration":38,"page":"https://recapspaces.com/waldoforrealz/waldos-house-of-waffles-2026-09-15/#q-23-51","speaker":null,"likely":false,"peaks":[100,88,100,100,100,96,100,90,100,86,71,96,84,79,62,83,61,62,62,99,100,100,100,91,100,90,100,59,98,94,67,90,100,100,100,94,88,10,56,22,100,100,10,100,100,100,100,100]},{"kind":"quote","id":"1pJkOXngrwAJj-q2043","url":"https://recap-spaces-bucket.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com/clips/1pJkOXngrwAJj-q2043.mp3","quote":"You can literally just buy wax candles for a fucking birthday cake in the Coinbase merch store.","label":"34:06","at":2043,"duration":38,"page":"https://recapspaces.com/waldoforrealz/waldos-house-of-waffles-2026-09-15/#q-34-06","speaker":null,"likely":false,"peaks":[90,100,90,100,98,100,100,100,100,100,100,81,100,100,82,98,100,100,56,100,100,99,100,100,78,95,100,100,93,100,100,100,100,98,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,87,85,100,100,100,100]},{"kind":"quote","id":"1pJkOXngrwAJj-q4502","url":"https://recap-spaces-bucket.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com/clips/1pJkOXngrwAJj-q4502.mp3","quote":"I treat my agents with kindness, knowing full well they're likely gonna look at my history and create some sort of assessment, either for or against me and likely humanity. So be kind to your agents and best of luck to you all.","label":"1:15:04","at":4502,"duration":38,"page":"https://recapspaces.com/waldoforrealz/waldos-house-of-waffles-2026-09-15/#q-1-15-04","speaker":null,"likely":false,"peaks":[10,10,29,29,26,19,23,25,20,24,16,13,19,25,10,42,25,29,21,21,12,19,28,23,34,14,33,40,24,14,15,18,28,11,36,33,20,19,16,26,36,27,31,19,20,10,72,100]},{"kind":"quote","id":"1pJkOXngrwAJj-q5332","url":"https://recap-spaces-bucket.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com/clips/1pJkOXngrwAJj-q5332.mp3","quote":"I know a lot about the Declaration of Independence, alright? That's how you find treasures.","label":"1:28:55","at":5332,"duration":38,"page":"https://recapspaces.com/waldoforrealz/waldos-house-of-waffles-2026-09-15/#q-1-28-55","speaker":null,"likely":false,"peaks":[100,100,100,100,100,64,86,100,100,100,99,100,75,100,100,94,100,82,79,14,93,37,10,10,48,28,100,100,10,10,59,100,100,97,42,34,31,10,14,100,28,64,36,47,27,18,39,26]},{"kind":"quote","id":"1pJkOXngrwAJj-q5542","url":"https://recap-spaces-bucket.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com/clips/1pJkOXngrwAJj-q5542.mp3","quote":"Dear recap, don't skip this. Thank you.","label":"1:32:25","at":5542,"duration":38,"page":"https://recapspaces.com/waldoforrealz/waldos-house-of-waffles-2026-09-15/#q-1-32-25","speaker":null,"likely":false,"peaks":[100,99,63,71,47,36,33,100,100,10,100,10,10,10,10,10,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100,100]},{"kind":"mention","category":"capture_request","id":"mention-1pJkOXngrwAJj-5517","url":"https://recap-spaces-bucket.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com/clips/mention-1pJkOXngrwAJj-5517.mp3","quote":"Dear recap, don't skip this. Thank you. Bye. Thank you, Recap.","label":"1:32:24","at":5517,"duration":28,"page":"https://recapspaces.com/waldoforrealz/waldos-house-of-waffles-2026-09-15/#m-1pjkoxngrwajj-5517","speaker":null,"asker":null,"likely":null,"peaks":[10,10,10,58,53,33,29,100,10,100,10,17,100,57,20,10,34,16,28,18,30,15,14,10,10,10,10,100,100,100,89,48,100,100,100,100,74,11,15,64,56,100,100,100,100,83,10,73],"moment":{"start":5518.96,"end":5544.56,"text":"Why not floor nuts? Why walnuts or ceiling nuts? Walnuts. Banana chestnuts. Floor nuts, chestnuts. Well, no, I'm I'm saying you got walnuts, why not…"}}],"credit":"A clip names its speaker only when the recap credits the quote to an @handle on that room's own speaker list (renamed accounts resolved to the handle in use today, soundboard accounts never); otherwise speaker is null, and a null is never filled in with a guess. 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