Highlights
Why the floor doesn't touch the vibes.
Burningbush and an early guest talk about BAYC still having "community magic" even when everything is down 90%: "floor price doesn't really affect the vibes in a project so big with capital of that size." It sets the tone for a night that's much more about onboarding friends than about charts.
Tim's Waffle House dream.
The great ApeFest regret: Tim lay down "just for a little bit" instead of going to Waffle House with everyone, and the rest was history. He did make it there — in a dream. Next year, he swears, he stays up.
Teacher-(Katie) on the ape she didn't buy.
Katie explains she's been around since 2021, looked at an ape mid-tank, decided she didn't like the art, and went V Friends instead. Twenty-four hours at ApeFest changed her mind; she's now shopping for a mutant, just not tonight.
Walter T Quirk, lead scientist of Quirksville, makes an entrance.
Walter objects to the suggestion he "snuck" on stage (he submitted an application, thank you), declines to borrow his Web3 counterpart's ape for follower farming on principle, and then watches his count climb live from 191 to 194 — at which point he asks the room for the correct phrase: "The lady of the ball? Is that it?" 21:32
Dan's puppy produces a work of art.
Dan nearly disappears mid-space to deal with an incident in the room, which he reports was "scarier than the Blair Witch." Not a Bob Ross, he clarifies — "more of a Jackson Pollock, if anything."
& 43:13 — The song machine warms up.
Katie asks for Bruno Mars and gets "Pond Keeper," an entire track about her Frankie's World frog-keeping and ApeFest week, delivered within minutes. Then Dan suggests a song about X pushing broken Spaces updates, Burningbush picks 1970s Elton John piano ballad, and the room gets a genuinely funny three-minute lament about frozen speakers, vanished recordings, and a billionaire landing rockets while the mute button stays broken.
Katie establishes boundaries.
Mid-ETH-troubleshooting, Burningbush announces he's about to buy a mutant. Katie, deadpan: "You're gonna buy me a mutant tonight? You just met me." (He was buying it for Ghost. It didn't happen anyway — see: Kentucky bank.)
SHOWMAN arrives, no circus music.
The OG character voice shows up from a Toronto balcony in a Kill Bill costume (his wife is going as Bill), immediately roasts the new PFP — and then gets genuinely wistful about losing 25 Crypto Moris, and with them his entire IP and persona, in the Magic Eden hack. He spends the next twenty minutes threatening Quirksville, name-dropping Toronto film sets, and doing live auditions for the pig villain role in Frankie's World that Maaaaahhhaaaaa never cast him in. Maha pops up at 1:24:36 purely to say the role is technically still open.
Doodle Spice.
Anjin — in his first-ever Space as a speaker — overrules SHOWMAN's confident guess of Ice Cube and asks for Spice Girls. What comes back is a full pop banger about his art, his pencil, and Chicago. Wizard1sgv, driving home in the rain, reports at 1:39:04 that his windshield wipers were on beat and he nearly swerved a lane. Anjin's verdict: "Probably one of the best songs I've ever heard."
Chicago tourism board.
Asked about a family spring break trip to Chicago, Burningbush reports his kids' highlight was a man licking the window of the Starbucks they were sitting in. Anjin, graciously: "I'm glad my city can represent so well."
The accidental parenting segment.
What starts as Kowsky asking whether to have a second kid turns into Wizard1sgv — who raised four girls and helps raise two nieces — explaining that the only thing that matters is making sure they always know they can come to you, even if you're mid-contract when they sit down on the edge of your bed. Lyss comes up at 2:52:08 to say the same thing about her own dad, and to gently flag the part everyone glazed over: keeping the relationship with your partner alive after the kid arrives.
Topic timeline
| Time | Topic |
|---|---|
| 0:00–16:21 | AI video models (Wan, Kling, Seedance), new mutant owners, ApeFest recaps |
| 16:21–27:15 | Walter T Quirk's entrance, Halloween costume roundup, Descendants vs Michael Jackson |
| 27:15–36:13 | Good Company meetups, women in the club, the puppy incident, FBI attributing the Binance hack to North Korea |
| 36:13–48:15 | Song time: "Pond Keeper" and "Oh Elon, Fix the Spaces" |
| 48:15–1:09:49 | Coinbase vs MoonPay fees, Maha's "King of the Cabal," the Kentucky bank saga |
| 1:09:49–1:33:55 | SHOWMAN: the Magic Eden hack, Toronto film sets, Quirksville beef, Frankie's World auditions |
| 1:33:55–1:49:57 | Anjin's first Space, "Doodle Spice," the showman behind SHOWMAN |
| 1:49:57–2:12:18 | Kowsky arrives, Michael Jackson as the 2026 costume meta, "Glove Night," Bagel's drill track |
| 2:12:18–2:32:30 | Psychedelics stories and "Spore Prince Summer" |
| 2:32:30–2:42:42 | Mike Campbell at Downtown Disney, Jed and Lyss check in, best-costume roundup |
| 2:42:42–2:55:27 | Parenting, teenage daughters, long relationships |
| 2:55:27–3:02:29 | Spaces troubleshooting tips and closing words |
Notable quotes
I looked at an ape back when they were mid-tank, and I'm like, ugh, I don't like that art. So yeah, here I am.
You can land a booster standing on a barge at sea, but you can't make a button that works for you and me.
Because he slaps. What do you not understand about that?
Man, I thought I was ugly, but that mutant might be the worst profile picture I've ever seen in my life, pal.
My windshield wipers are beaten to the beat. And then they said fucking doodle spice. I about swerved a lane laughing.
No matter how busy you are in Web3, always make time for family.
Called out for Re:Cap
If they sponsor me, I'll be whatever the f*** they want me to be, dude. You know what I'm saying? Do those taste good or…
Who said what
- Burningbush (@BurningBush_eth) — host. Ran the room, generated every song live, narrated a three-hour failed attempt to buy ETH through a bank with no weekend customer service, and freely doxxed his friends' hair-transplant theories.
- Tim (@tim_8093) — co-host for the first stretch. ApeFest connector, Waffle House dream-haver, brought the FBI/Binance/North Korea news 34:11 before heading to bed.
- Teacher-(Katie) (@Teacher96_Katie) — Boston educator and IRL event thrower, first-time guest here; ApeFest convert now hunting a mutant, and the reason "Pond Keeper" exists.
- Dan (@brokenrealitydh) — newly minted mutant owner, horror-movie guy, and builder of the Space recap tooling he had to patch same-day after an X API change 40:00.
- Walter T Quirk (@WalterTQuirk) — in character throughout as Quirksville's lead scientist; gained a few followers, defended Coinbase, and won the voice-actor standoff by default when SHOWMAN left.
- SHOWMAN (@SHOWMANMORIE) — the night's chaos engine, calling from a balcony; grieving Crypto Moris, roasting mutants, and onboarding Anjin.
- Anjin (@anjin3515) — first-ever Space appearance, Chicago-adjacent artist, Spice Girls partisan.
- Wizard1sgv (@wizard1sgv) — called in from a rainy drive home; backed up his IPFS, delivered the night's best parenting advice and its closing line.
- KOWSKY.eth (@KOWSKY_) — went Mario, daughter declined to go Princess Peach; asked the room whether to have a second kid and got more answers than he wanted.
- Bagel (@Bagelism) — Long Island, AI video specialist; got a drill track that exposed his sports allegiances.
- Patron (@ALPHAisFREE) — arrived mid-joint, catalogued mushroom strains, and coined the night's running endearment: "you little psilocybin, you."
- ValerieKates (@valeriekates_) — Addams Family family costume in a thunderstorm; documents the Good Company meetups on video.
- Mike Campbell (@mikecampbelltv) — checked in from Downtown Disney after a rainy birthday dinner at Trader Sam's.
- Lyss (@Lysss302) — came up near the end for the most heartfelt stretch of the night, on fathers, honesty, and not losing the marriage inside the parenting.
- Maaaaahhhaaaaa (@Maaaaahhhaaaaa) — appeared right after his own song played, purely to hear SHOWMAN's voice again.
Worth a full listen
- 43:13–47:42 The full "Oh Elon, fix the spaces, please" ballad, start to finish. The verse about a guy in Michigan with a laptop fixing the audio the engineering team couldn't is better heard than summarized.
- 1:09:49–1:40:17 SHOWMAN's entire run: the Kill Bill costume, the Crypto Mori eulogy, the Quirksville nuke threat, the live pig and wolf auditions, and then Anjin's debut and "Doodle Spice" landing on top of it all.
- 2:42:42–2:54:28 The parenting conversation. It arrives out of nowhere after twenty minutes of mushroom talk and lands genuinely well, with Wizard1sgv and Lyss both saying something worth keeping.






