Highlights
Keith opens, already lost to the week
"Thought I'd do a little Monday space. No, it's not even fucking Monday. It's Friday." He blamed the smoke, welcomed the room, and set the day's mission: buy memes, hold his Monday bags.
GOOD's partnership reveal
GOOD shared that they'd locked in a partnership with Kid Crypto and Walter (with a formal X announcement coming that weekend), and detailed a Telegram buildout: a PFP bot, an incoming music bot, and a holder/buyer reward system. A self-described "Discord guy" now converted to TG.
Michael Oates on running a project by the numbers
He explained his new whale group (1% supply, ~$1,350 / 10M tokens, gated via Collab.Land so holders don't have to dox wallets), verification pushes on Jupiter and CoinMarketCap, and airdrops staged at 500k and 1M market cap. Practical, coordinated, the opposite of the trenches chaos discussed later.
The Michael Jordan phantom token
Michael Oates recounted aping a "verified" MJ token with a million in liquidity right after the Trump coin era — only to learn Michael Jordan has no X account. Someone bought a verified handle, seeded ~$1M, and rugged a quarter-million in 20–30 minutes. Keith's takeaway: "it takes money to make money." 22:19
Boxing, body shots, and Tony
King BUBUU and Keith swapped fight talk; King BUBUU on why body shots land harder than head shots ("he's there and he feels everything"), and Keith praising his friend Tony's "New Yorker mentality" that made him trainable — Tony having done a full Rocky-style camp in Vegas before a walk-off KO. 49:21
Emu War's utility dump — quickly buried
The Great Emu War laid out games, daily/weekly/monthly leaderboard payouts from a vested 10% supply, and a Cleveland rave with NFT tickets. Keith's deadpan verdict: "Too much going on... we shouldn't tell him any of that. Guys, forget all that. He's not doing any of that. He's lying." 33:41
The low-voice bit
When Michael's mic dropped in warm and mellow, Gatito accused him of trying to seduce the room, and Keith spun it into a riff on the Old Spice / Dos Equis "most interesting man" voice — ripped, handsome, and terribly distracting.
What does an emu actually sound like?
Gatito, coming in and out of service, insisted he could "smell" and "taste" the emu war but not hear it, so Keith loaded YouTube, played an "angry emu" clip, set off his own barking dog, and the room concluded emus sound like raptors from Jurassic Park. Payoff arrived when Emu War confirmed the historical detail: 20,000 emus. "Case closed." 56:57
Gatito's rib shot
A genuinely funny long-form story: getting the wind knocked out of him sparring, laughing uncontrollably, the coach furious, then apologizing later — "if I had to choose between a motherfucker that would cry and leave and a dumbass that would laugh after a rib shot, I'd go with the kid that would laugh." Segues into meme-coin philosophy. 55:08
DarkSaiyan's Liptards grievance
The one edge in an otherwise mellow room: DarkSaiyan asked, hypothetically, about a founder who pocketed ~$30k of presale money to a Bybit account, then named "Liptards" and floated going to the SEC. The panel offered lawyerly shrugs; Gatito helpfully suggested dispatching a gang of emus to the guy's house instead. 1:01:06
Topic timeline
| Time | Topic |
|---|---|
| 0:35–8:07 | Intro music |
| 8:13–12:52 | Keith opens; GOOD's partnership & Telegram utility |
| 12:52–15:48 | Michael Oates: whale group, verifications, airdrops |
| 15:48–20:16 | Mike: Friday steak, weed prices, BC/poker staking |
| 20:16–24:57 | Trenches talk: Mario meta, MJ fake-token rug, Robinhood launch-and-rug economics |
| 25:01–30:26 | King BUBUU: boxing, Tony, market/DCA strategy |
| 31:24–36:47 | Emu War: games, leaderboard payouts, IRL rave; the 1932 Emu War story |
| 37:11–44:24 | The low-voice bit; hunting the emu sound |
| 44:43–49:09 | Gatito on community; Keith's free ACR poker games |
| 49:21–57:00 | Sparring stories; ostrich-vs-emu taxonomy; 20,000 emus |
| 57:41–1:03:00 | DarkSaiyan's Liptards presale/SEC question |
| 1:03:00–1:08:54 | Keith buys GOOD/Gatito's coin; Lambo repair-cost war stories; wrap |
Notable quotes
Thought I'd do a little Monday space. No, it's not even fucking Monday. It's Friday.
I learned later, Michael Jordan doesn't have an X account and the token rug.
We shouldn't tell him any of that. Guys, forget all that. He's not doing any of that. He's lying.
I imagine something like the noise my kids make when they don't get what they want.
Maybe that's why I'm in meme coins, right? I'm just laughing at it.
I'm just petty, man. I'm just going straight to the SEC. I don't give a fuck.
Who said what
- Keith Berry (@kokid951) — host; ran a relaxed check-in, bought EMU and pledged airdrops to the panel, promoted his free weekly Kushlings poker games, and kept the room laughing.
- The Great Emu War (@EmuWarOfficial) — co-host for the day (diarized across two labels); pitched EMU's games and IRL event, and narrated the 1932 Emu War lore.
- GOOD (@GoodCoinRH) — announced the Kid Crypto/Walter partnership and detailed GOOD's Telegram reward and bot buildout.
- Michael Oates (@mikey2246) — the operations voice; explained his whale group, verifications, airdrop tiers, and the cautionary Michael Jordan rug.
- Mike (@MikeHTX94) — Friday-vibes contributor: steak, weed, BC-token staking, and a Mario-meta loss.
- King BUBUU (@fugazinft) — talked boxing and body shots, plus a measured "be careful where you throw your money" note. 30:14
- Gatito (@ElCryptoGato) — the room's comic engine; community-building talk, the MMA rib-shot story, and the "send emus to his house" line.
- DarkSaiyan (@DarkSaiyan69) — brought the Liptards presale grievance and SEC/finder's-fee questions; self-described "low-level script kitty."
Worth a full listen
- 31:24–36:47 Emu War's earnest roadmap immediately undercut by Keith, flowing straight into the genuinely entertaining 1932 Emu War history (with a mid-story phone-overheating cliffhanger). The tone of the whole Space lives here.
- 40:06–44:24 The live YouTube quest to identify the emu's war cry, complete with Keith's barking dog and the raptor consensus — pure improvised radio that a summary flattens.
- 50:14–53:56 Gatito's full sparring monologue: the rib shot, the uncontrollable laughing, the angry-then-apologetic coach. Better in his own cadence than in paraphrase.
