Trolls Den ⛰️ SHILL & CHILL 🎤 Troll Thursday 🧌

Host: Troll King (@TrollKingTD) · Thu, 24 Sep 2026 · 2:03:58 · ~9 speakers on mic

TL;DR

• Troll King ran the whole open-mic solo — co-host Jessica was out with a bad headache — and filled the gap with impromptu character voices and two original AI-made tracks, opening and closing the room with music.
• Clutch (@ClutchCatchem) gave the room's longest pitch: he won the CTO of the token from Pokémon's accidental/hacked CA post and frames it as owning "a moment of history" plus a Pokémon fan club on Solana [16:20].
• New faces shilled: onAIR's Telegram radio station and voting charts, OnDaMike's WAGE ("we all gonna eat") token on Stonk, Bullgeons and Dragons' dungeon-master-vs-adventurers game, POOT's newly shipped "Poot OS," and The Irrational Skeptic's on-chain music protocol heading to mainnet.
• Returning builders gave updates: Panda Pals shipped gallery filters and provenance history ("like a Carfax" for NFTs) with one-click cross-chain minting next [1:24:00]; RATEL_MAFIAS is 398/2000 minted with a four-chapter comic tied to a face-tattoo-vs-eye-scar faction war; 0xBaneswulf detailed Power Slime.
• Troll King dropped fresh alpha: a family-friendly "Trolls Den Kids" IP with 10 characters, children's books and audiobooks already produced [1:40:00] — plus a reminder of the community NFT portfolio that redistributes 2% of realized profit to holders [58:34].
• Running technical subplot: TK's iPhone eSIM saga made his mic "sound like a buzzsaw" repeatedly, leading to several reconnects and one very quotable diagnosis from 0xBaneswulf.

Highlights

[16:20] Clutch on why a rugged Pokémon CA is a collectible. He explained the CTO as fandom first, token second: Pokémon's main account posted a contract address, it got rugged, the community was left on the floor, and he applied for and won the CTO. His comparison was to a misprinted card — "the blockchain does not forgive, does not forget" — and his stated exit is Niantic/Pokémon buying the supply back to burn it. Also: 37, father of three, plays Pokémon Go daily, and raids with his kids [21:25].

[18:00] TK's Pokémon nostalgia detour. Blue and Silver on the Game Boy Color, a lot of Pokémon Stadium, and possibly a mold-covered card somewhere in storage. He later confessed his real allegiance was to Onix and the rock types — "Pikachu can't do shit" — which, historically, did not go the way he wanted [30:06].

[31:32] The Irrational Skeptic on Noise. An on-chain music protocol where independent artists collaborate, create and earn in one place. Currently on devnet, mainnet deployment targeted within about a week, followed by an invite-only beta to seed the ecosystem with sound. They're re-entering the Solana Coliseum hackathon (deadline Oct 12) with a build that's now near-complete versus the ~20% they had in April. His only grievance with the day: his coffee shop still has no pumpkin spice [28:46].

[42:27] OnDaMike introduces WAGE. Launched on Stonk with a 3% tax paying rewards in STONK. The narrative hangs on Amazon raising its minimum wage by a dollar, and the logo mirrors Amazon's A-to-Z arrow — except it runs from the dollar sign to the E, "because that's where your money always goes, it always goes to the elites." His framing of the acronym: "we all gonna eat," pitched as a normie-legible on-ramp word that retail already understands. TK welcomed it warmly while flagging his standard ask: come back and tell us who's behind it [52:36].

[51:48] The buzzsaw and the split personality. Between voice-actor bits — a Kermit, a Joe Pesci exchange with Ash K, a "triple yo" — TK's audio kept degrading, and 0xBaneswulf offered the room's working theory: without Jessica, TK slowly goes insane. TK's actual culprit turned out to be a US-market iPhone 16 Pro Max with no physical SIM slot and an eSIM that vanished after a battery death [1:06:24].

[1:13:18] RATEL_MAFIAS' honey badger thesis. A 2000-piece collection on GraveMint, 398 minted, built around resilience — the honey badger that goes at a snake or a lion regardless. The project is inspired by Nigerian activist Very Dark Man. The comic drops in four chapters at 500/1000/1500/2000 mints, structured around an in-collection conflict between the face-tattoo and eye-scar traits; hold five of your chosen side and you can get a custom character drawn into the comic. Mints: 5 OG / 10 WL / 15 public [1:20:16].

[1:24:00] Panda Pals ships user-experience updates. New gallery sorting and filtering including hold duration and full ownership provenance — "kind of like a Carfax, you get the entire vehicle history report" — plus filter state surviving refresh and URL sharing. Next up: mobile/all-browser staking support and a mint flow where a Solana-native user connects Phantom, clicks mint once, and the app handles conversion, bridging to Base, and the mint. Panda also noted their Monday Panda Pals space ran 10.5 hours, and complimented TK's music twice [1:32:17].

[1:42:00] Bullgeons and Dragons on tooling, without gatekeeping. Asked which video engine is best, he named Seedance first and Kling second, then volunteered that his game was built on Rosebud: "It's pointless to gatekeep. Anybody can go research this stuff." The game is a dungeon master vs. four adventurers (AI or human) escape scramble, releasing around next week, with crypto integration deliberately held back until beta balance is sorted [1:46:09].

[1:47:27] The "you can't fuck it up" pep talk. Prompted by the honest admission that being a dev without money to bond your own launch is brutal, TK ran a long, unguarded riff on consistency: the only thing that can stop you is quitting, price reflects sentiment and not effort, and Trolls Den exists as a platform for people who haven't found a home yet. He also explained why he refuses to launch a token — he can't guarantee safety, and his reputation is the whole asset.

[1:52:08] POOT lands. An alien from Uranus stranded on Earth after a catastrophic hemorrhoid-harvester malfunction, two and a half years in, with games, utilities, NFTs, and a casino that's done a billion in volume (a billion POOT, that is). He shipped Poot OS the same day, including a rent reclaimer tuned to Solana's recent rent change, and mentioned he built his own wrapper for X data rather than pay the developer API fee. Day job: 3D character artist; night job: this little guy.

Topic timeline

Notable quotes

• "The blockchain does not forgive, does not forget, and here we are, dog." — Clutch [23:50]
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• "It's not about reinventing the wheel, it's all about putting a new tread pattern on it, and that's exactly what Stonk has done." — OnDaMike [42:27]
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• "See, this is what happens when TK doesn't have Jessica, he slowly goes insane." — 0xBaneswulf [52:22]
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• "You can think of it kind of like a Carfax, you know, you get the entire vehicle history report." — Panda, on the new ownership-provenance view [1:24:00]
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• "It's pointless to gatekeep. Anybody can go research this stuff and find it these days, you know. You just make it harder on everyone else." — Bullgeons and Dragons [1:46:09]
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• "The only thing that can stop anyone in this game is for you to quit and give up." — Troll King [1:47:45]
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Who said what

• Troll King (@TrollKingTD) — solo host: ran the rotation, vetted speakers, shouted out what sounded like the entire listener list twice, debuted two original tracks, fought his eSIM, and closed with a long sermon on consistency and not launching a token.
• Clutch (@ClutchCatchem) — Pokémon CTO leader; made the case for the rugged CA as a historical misprint and the community as a fan club first, bag second.
• The Irrational Skeptic.ai (@_irrational_the) — building Noise, an on-chain music protocol; devnet now, mainnet in ~a week, Solana Coliseum entry due Oct 12.
• Ash K (@AshKollbeck) — stopped in to vibe; writes parody lyrics about rugs and scams ("no more rug use"), traded Goodfellas bits with the host before taking a "phone call."
• 0xBaneswulf (@EliBedicovic) — Troll Wolf; ran audio QA on the host all hour and detailed Power Slime: 1200 pieces, 13 one-of-ones, crude-oil pairing, wallet-behavior scanner via Moe Moe's tech.
• OnDaMike (@Mikethepeople06) — first-timer presenting WAGE; framed it as a movement word retail already understands and a counter to PvP/cult dynamics.
• RATEL_MAFIAS (@_RATELMAFIAS) — honey badger collection on GraveMint, 398/2000 minted, four-chapter comic with holder-drawn characters.
• Panda (@PandaPals__) — Panda Pals updates: gallery filtering, provenance, audited staking, frictionless Solana→Base minting, and an app as the capstone.
• onAIR (@on_AIRadio) — Beatbot/on AIR Telegram radio with community-submitted songs, sponsor-funded charts, likes-weighted rotation, and a donate option routing to charity.
• Bullgeons and Dragons (@Bullgeons001) — bull narrative × D&D; game releasing soon, Seedance/Kling recommendations, open about his tooling.
• POOT (@PootFromUranus) — two and a half years deep on a single joke executed seriously: games, utilities, a casino, and the same-day Poot OS release.

Worth a full listen

• [16:20] – [27:11] — Clutch's full arc, from "I need to own a moment of history" to buying packs for five bucks and flipping them for twenty as a kid. It's a shill that's mostly autobiography, and better for it.
• [1:47:27] – [1:51:53] — TK's unfiltered rant on why he'll never launch a token, why consistency beats momentum-chasing, and why he'd rather build his own house than sit at the bottom of someone else's. The transcript can't carry the delivery.
• [35:18] – [40:14] — The Ash K stretch: voice changers, "funny how?", the triple yo, and the room's slow realization that the host is just genuinely good at voices. Pure chill-space texture.