Highlights
The pre-show party starts without an audience.
With only two people in the room and the stage refusing to load, WAGBi cued up a party track and let it run for a solid two minutes before declaring 10:17 "Okay, it's a party in here, guys. It's all of us. Let's go."
The alarm clock conspiracy.
Duck Therapist explained the 30-minute late start: the alarm was set for 7:45 instead of 7:15, so he was woken with a cheerful "spaces in 15 minutes" and discovered the space had already started. WAGBi confessed to doing the identical thing that morning — 10:30 alarm for a 10:30 appointment — and let him off entirely.
Staking contracts via vibes.
Duck walked through the new Kitty With Bow website: staking PBTC to earn coal, then a contract that auto-swaps the coal into $WIFB, with plans to let people stake all kinds of tokens into $WIFB. Asked how he figured that out: 16:08 "I just thought it up randomly, and I was like, hey, if I can think it, AI can do it."
Bots that break your heart.
WAGBi admitted the one thing AI has not built for him is a profitable 0DTE options bot on QQQ — every model he's trained has lost money or sat out the perfect days. Duck countered with his crypto futures bot, which was doing "insanely well" until he looked away for "two red bloody ass days" and it took a chunk of his portfolio with it.
Smokey will not be quitting.
The Wagby universe got some lore housekeeping: Smokey is the chief inspector, he smokes, and he's never kicking it — which, per WAGBi, is precisely why the memes have to be high quality. A female Smokey and a blue-bowed kitten named Mimi (from Wagby's litter) are both pending.
Launchpad post-mortems.
WAGBi laid out his theory that the launchpad he used is the sole liquidity provider and effectively drained the pool; Duck matched it with his own "vortex" story of being paired to PBTC right as PBTC peaked, before the team built their own ETH pool. Both concluded the real regret was not pairing to a stock, since Base is currently showering attention on stock-maxing.
All Your Base announces the launchpad gig — live.
"I think it'll be the first time I'm announcing it, so I'll just tell you guys here": he's joining the fuel.cash team officially, with the announcement due Monday, and offered to look at WAGBi's situation in DMs — core team, supply distribution, who actually shows up — before anyone relaunches anything. He also offered a reality check 47:27: the big runners WAGBi felt outrun by were full supply-control launches, not a fair fight.
The mask economics lecture.
His NFTs went out priced higher than intended (a dev miscommunication — they were meant to top out around $12.50), so the game theory shifted to airdrops: keep $20 of any Base token in the agentic wallet, use it, and receive regular airdrops of other Base projects' tokens, with the treasury topped up weekly. He was candid that not all 4,000 sold and that keeping supply is the point — plus one whale who bought ten more that day and keeps clearing the floor.
Doji gets summoned.
Literally mid-compliment — WAGBi had just called him one of the biggest and most stubbornly loyal holders — Doji arrived talking about Caterpillar. All Your Base immediately ran the thread: HOME, Wagby, "we all gotta build it," construction… pair the token with Caterpillar. Then it turned into a hubs disco party with two cats, which Doji reckoned might beat the expo 1:08:18.
The outro that nobody heard.
WAGBi queued the Wagby song, the room went quiet, and stayed quiet. All Your Base: "I was already jammed it, I'm like, that's a great song. Sound of silence." WIFB on Base thought the emoji reactions meant it was landing. It was not landing.
Topic timeline
| Time | Topic |
|---|---|
| 7:20–10:17 | Stage won't load; two-minute party song as pre-show |
| 10:24–13:10 | Late start, alarm mishaps, Halloween golf-cart excuse |
| 13:10–16:15 | Space turnout history, grant submission, new Kitty With Bow site + staking |
| 16:15–21:51 | Trading bots, options vs futures, local LLMs and a character engine |
| 21:51–26:00 | Mimi, Smokey lore, and the origin story of the builder cat |
| 26:00–33:00 | Launchpad regrets, liquidity drains, meme-stock pairing theory |
| 33:00–38:13 | Short-episode plan, clipping strategy, cash tags, gifs |
| 38:23–39:31 | Nft wizard: Toshi Mart, 400 days, Burb Cafe coffee collab |
| 39:52–49:29 | All Your Base joins fuel.cash; relaunch and supply-control advice |
| 52:32–57:53 | NFT mask economics, airdrops, Friday hubs party + Cat Town |
| 59:15–1:08:18 | Collabs: Doji, hubs, HOME × Wagby, Caterpillar tokenomics |
| 1:09:34–1:13:04 | Token Forge conflict-of-interest chat, silent outro, goodbyes |
Notable quotes
I just thought it up randomly, and I was like, hey, if I can think it, AI can do it.
he's just gonna keep smoking no matter what. And he's also the chief inspector, so that's why we have to have high quality memes.
whether anyone else shows up or not, we're still building it
you gotta like drink the base juice
You don't want you want to maintain more supply than everyone else because that's what you need in order to control the direction of the project.
He didn't even play his song. Alright. Bye everyone. I'm just sitting here chatting still.
Who said what
- WAGBi (@WAGBi_* — carried most of the hour: Wagby/Smokey lore, the failed options bot, launchpad regrets, and an increasingly firm plan to relaunch as something paired to a stock (NVIDIA, for the "we all gotta build it" + AI joke).
- WIFB on Base (@WIFBonBase* — host and room manager; previewed the relaunched website with its dark/light toggle, the final NFT drop and a possible hubs launch party, and asked All Your Base the practical questions.
- Duck Therapist (@DuckTherapist_* — the builder voice: new site, staking-to-$WIFB contracts, local LLM workflow, a character engine for on-the-fly memes, and the cautionary futures-bot tale.
- All Your Base Are Belong To You (@AllYourBase_AYB* — the alpha of the episode: joining the fuel.cash launchpad team, plus a genuinely detailed walk-through of relaunch mechanics, supply control and his NFT airdrop model. Also flagged, kindly, that his new role means no more launchpad guests on his Friday show.
- Nft wizard (@anftwizard* — checked in with a short update: AI-signed PFP coin, number one on Toshi Mart, ~400 days in, coffee collab with Burb Cafe.
- doji.base.eth (@TheDojiETH* — arrived late with the Caterpillar pairing idea and signed off with the house phrase: "We all gotta build it."
Worth a full listen
- 41:55–49:29 All Your Base's launchpad announcement rolling straight into unvarnished advice on relaunching, who actually holds your supply, and why some "runners" were never beatable. The most useful stretch of the hour.
- 52:32–55:17 A founder openly explaining his own pricing mistake and the airdrop/market-making design he built around it. Rare candor about treasury and supply, and hard to compress.
- 1:06:58–1:13:04 Doji's entrance, the Caterpillar-meets-construction-cats tokenomics riff, the hubs disco party planning, and an outro song delivered entirely in silence.
* some voices are identified from context; those names are marked as likely.
