Highlights
The contract on the website is (still) stale.
Baked tried to slap a Halloween mask overlay on his mech and the tool couldn't find his token — the same problem he thought got fixed months ago. His read: the site is pulling from the old contract. He's auditing the whole site that night and handing a full report over for updating, with CEELOS noting it's October and spooky-season overlays are exactly the thing that should be working right now.
"I got some notes. I got some complaints."
CEELOS delivered his ReGames #2 feedback in full: he arrived mid-bingo with no idea how to select a card, stood in front of one that was already taken, then got dropped into capture the flag with a red ball floating over his head and no explanation of what to do with it. He eventually ran toward the blue side purely on instinct, heard people shouting about "that guy on the red team," and panicked.
Baked's side of the story.
The biggest problem wasn't the game — it was that nobody showed up on time, plus someone spawning in too much stuff and lagging the instance out. His alpha: be there ten minutes early, when the game creator, Sal, zGhostin and Baked are all around to run through basics. He didn't get to play either; everything was lagging for him.
The eight-year-old consultant.
Stuck, CEELOS called his son over, taught him W-A-S-D, and within five minutes the kid had figured out running, camera control and flying. Baked confirmed from across the map that he could tell exactly which avatar was which: one was soaring, the other was doing laps of the building's interior perimeter.
Baked vs. the invisible catapult, and a trip to Korea.
People kept telling Baked to get in the catapult right next to him; it simply wasn't rendering on his machine. Once things loaded he commentated capture the flag, then he and zGhostin wandered into a Yuga Labs event — a virtual version of the Bored Ape brick-and-mortar pop-up currently running in Korea. His takeaway: there's something going on in Otherside nearly 24/7 if you just jump in and start talking to people.
Onboarding, solved-ish.
zGhostin offered to host a streaming session in Discord covering controls and fast travel. CEELOS's counter-suggestion: a pinned post on X or in Discord, because not everyone will show up to a live session — something anyone can be pointed to. He admitted it took him three minutes just to remember which key swaps your avatar.
The F1 incident.
Baked helpfully noted that the bottom right of the screen tells you to press one for controls. CEELOS: he pressed F1 repeatedly and only succeeded in dimming his screen, while his son watched. toomazingTM supplied the fix — Control+F1, because it's a laptop — which CEELOS took as proof of his entire point about assumed knowledge.
toomazingTM eats pavement.
Recounting his e-bike crash: he hopped from street to sidewalk, nearly clipped a curb, and "instead of pressing the brake, I fucking pressed the throttle," launching himself into the grass. He lay there laughing at himself. CEELOS compared it to a certain demographic of driver; the grass is credited with saving an arm.
Carnival rides, from a man who would know.
CEELOS confessed he'll ride anything except one specific coaster at Knott's with only a lap restraint — his daughters have stopped asking. On traveling fair rides he's out entirely, which prompted SLICK RIC, who works the fair circuit, to confirm that a lot of it is just pins, and that he wouldn't put his own kids on that stuff.
Flautas, settled.
Before letting ValerieKates go, CEELOS posted photographic evidence from a Mexican-soul-food breakfast spot: the menu describes flautas as deep-fried flour tortillas. He promised that if he ever opens a restaurant, the flauta plate will be named "the Val." toomazingTM, separately, clarified he was getting taquitos — "not flautas, taquitos."
Topic timeline
| Time | Topic |
|---|---|
| 3:42–4:40 | Weather check-ins, warm rain, 101 in LA |
| 4:44–6:00 | Website contract issue, Halloween mask overlays |
| 7:06–15:45 | ReGames #2 post-mortem: bingo, capture the flag, lag, the eight-year-old |
| 12:05–13:18 | Yuga Labs Korea pop-up recreated in Otherside |
| 16:01–18:10 | Arrivals; SLICK RIC on three weeks on the road, $8/gal diesel, school nostalgia |
| 18:14–24:40 | toomazingTM declines Otherside; PC gaming, Steam, controllers, F1 vs Control+F1 |
| 25:00–27:10 | Snake, a snake-game mint, and the e-bike crash |
| 27:16–32:30 | Sequels that shouldn't exist; Friday 3, Rocky, Mighty Ducks 2 |
| 36:18–41:20 | Heat wave, California sinking, aliens, Back to the Future T-Rex trauma |
| 41:37–48:00 | RIP X2, Six Flags logistics, getting kicked out, roller coasters |
| 48:19–52:10 | Fair ride safety; SLICK RIC's work schedule and crew |
| 52:10–55:00 | Avatars in Otherside, unrevealed tokens, dead one-of-ones |
| 57:00–1:03:48 | Wrap-ups, space schedules, flauta vindication, Lisa Frank announcement |
Notable quotes
I think there's a certain anticipation of 'oh, you didn't know this?' It's like, no, we don't all play these games.
I just seen you running the whole perimeter of the building inside just doing a square lap and like, yep, that's CEELOS, he can't figure out what's going on.
It said press F1, and every time I press F1 on my computer, all it did was make my screen darker.
Instead of pressing the brake, I fucking pressed the throttle, bro. And I went into the grass.
All these motherfuckers owe me an apology, bro.
Sometimes promises get broken, bro. It happens. At least you got a reveal. Better than an unrevealed token in your wallet.
Who said what
- CEELOS (@CEELOSFIGG) — Host. Delivered the ReGames feedback as constructive complaints, pushed for a pinned onboarding guide, and drove most of the tangents. Still showing up next Thursday.
- Baked (@Bakedmetax) — The room's resident Otherside expert by attrition. Reported the stale contract issue and committed to a site audit; explained the lag and timing problems, then got pulled back onto the road by an on-call page. 1:01:18
- ValerieKates (@valeriekates_) — Co-host, keeping score from the sidelines; noted everyone was taking digs at CEELOS today and declined to be rattled by his heckling: "I don't forget what I'm gonna say. I just say that you're being annoying, and then I continue my conversation." 36:04
- toomazingTM (@TooMazing265) — Driving to his son's game throughout; firmly Team Fortnite/Call of Duty over Otherside, chief crash correspondent, and runs spontaneous spaces whenever he feels like it. 59:12
- SLICK RIC (@richj530) — Working every weekend since April, four trucks and fifteen people, about to be gone three weeks; brought insider skepticism about fair ride assembly and his grandfather's end-times checklist. His space is Tuesdays at 9pm PT. 58:24
- zGhostin (@zGhostin) — Brief appearance, mostly to point out he's in Otherside almost every night and has been inviting people to practice, then offered to run a controls walkthrough in Discord. 20:19
Worth a full listen
- 7:06–15:45 The full ReGames post-mortem. The summary can't carry the rhythm of CEELOS describing his panic lap while Baked, invisible catapult and all, confirms he watched the whole thing from behind glass.
- 41:37–48:00 Six Flags Magic Mountain as cultural criticism: Viper gives you a concussion, there's nothing around the park but a Red Lobster, and a complete taxonomy of what you owe a friend who gets ejected from a theme park.
- 1:00:05–1:03:48 The close: the flauta flour-tortilla receipt, the dish named after Val, Baked's on-call cameo, and the Lisa Frank Creation Corner announcement, including Baked clarifying his sister owned the Lisa Frank, not him.
